Subject: Black Panties
Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get
back into the dating world. Finally, Jane says she'll go out, but
doesn't know anyone.Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone
for you to meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one
another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a
weekend in the mountains.
Their first night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands
nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in his
birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She
replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning." the following night the same scenario. She's
standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday
suit... except that he has a black condom over his erection.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies,
"I want to offer my deepest condolences."
Jane lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten
out of her mourning stage. Her daughter constantly urges her to get
back into the dating world. Finally, Jane says she'll go out, but
doesn't know anyone.Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone
for you to meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one
another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a
weekend in the mountains.
Their first night there, she undresses as does he. There she stands
nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, while he is in his
birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She
replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning." the following night the same scenario. She's
standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday
suit... except that he has a black condom over his erection.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with the black condom?" He replies,
"I want to offer my deepest condolences."