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Best FML?

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iSeize

iSeize

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whats the best FML youve ever heard?
mines gotta be:
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
 
vinny paz

vinny paz

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During an intense session of Counter Strike: Source I was severely humiliated after getting knifed on de_contra by TD|iCe. Feeling unable to look at myself in the mirror, I began plotting ways to exact my revenge. The following night I took his mother out to a special dinner at L'auberge, the fanciest French restaurant on this side of the continent. I had the steak, she settled on the escargot. "Waiter, we'll take the sluttiest...erm, I mean the FINEST bottle of red wine that your restaurant carries."

Half a bottle later, iCe's mom was ready to go. Damn she's easy. I escorted the woman to her home via 2006 Chevy Cobalt and then we made love on top of iCe's bed for a passionate hour. I then defecated on his pillow for good measure.

The next morning I felt a very uncomfortable sensation in my genital area. The doctor told me I had contracted severe cases of syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. FML
 
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During an intense session of Counter Strike: Source I was severely humiliated after getting knifed on de_contra by TD|iCe. Feeling unable to look at myself in the mirror, I began plotting ways to exact my revenge. The following night I took his mother out to a special dinner at L'auberge, the fanciest French restaurant on this side of the continent. I had the steak, she settled on the escargot. "Waiter, we'll take the sluttiest...erm, I mean the FINEST bottle of red wine that your restaurant carries."

Half a bottle later, iCe's mom was ready to go. Damn she's easy. I escorted the woman to her home via 2006 Chevy Cobalt and then we made love on top of iCe's bed for a passionate hour. I then defecated on his pillow for good measure.

The next morning I felt a very uncomfortable sensation in my genital area. The doctor told me I had contracted severe cases of syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. FML
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WRECKED ON.
LOL
 
OG buckshot jr

OG buckshot jr

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During an intense session of Counter Strike: Source I was severely humiliated after getting knifed on de_contra by TD|iCe. Feeling unable to look at myself in the mirror, I began plotting ways to exact my revenge. The following night I took his mother out to a special dinner at L'auberge, the fanciest French restaurant on this side of the continent. I had the steak, she settled on the escargot. "Waiter, we'll take the sluttiest...erm, I mean the FINEST bottle of red wine that your restaurant carries."

Half a bottle later, iCe's mom was ready to go. Damn she's easy. I escorted the woman to her home via 2006 Chevy Cobalt and then we made love on top of iCe's bed for a passionate hour. I then defecated on his pillow for good measure.

The next morning I felt a very uncomfortable sensation in my genital area. The doctor told me I had contracted severe cases of syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. FML
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"Absolute brilliance." "A Mastercraftsman of his art."

Wow....
 
Ba Chicka Wa Wa

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

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lol...

I came home the other night only to hear my sister in her room masturbating. So I decided to talk a walk with the dogs. When I came home and went back up stairs I saw my sister come out of her room with her vi-brat-ing toothbrush? Oh wait that's my tooth brush! FML
 
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