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lovin it!

just keep hitting random.. the original "FML" so to speak..

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#911246 +(276)- [X]

<cirrhosis> GODDAMN IT TO FUCKING HELL
<cirrhosis> WTF....MAN, I OUGHTTA JUST GO FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF
<cirrhosis> jesus fucking christ
<dolph72> ?
<cirrhosis> wife just told me she's prego
<dolph72> Dont shoot yourself
<dolph72> Shoot the asshole that did it

#911227 +(138)- [X]

<Computer> this weekend i learned that one of my had-been best friends has become clinically insane
<Computer> talking to her was one of the more disturbing experiences i have had in a long time
<Computer> i went home that night and was too depressed to come outside again
<Mousey> is she single?

#910226 +(181)- [X]

<HNS> Sometimes I wish my mind wasn't so quick to racist thoughts. I saw a group of about 7 black people at Taco Bell and my first thought was "KFC is that way."

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lol KFC

 

[Gump]

bash is the best way to waist time

 

[Leroy]

I'm offended at the kfc comment. They makes good chicken.

 

[iSeize]

i remember seeing a good one a few months back
Wtf? theres a bunch of black ppl hanging around my front gates. brb.
k
WTF THEYRE GONE!!
The black people?
NO, MY GATES.

 

[Cock]

[quote1261002257=Leroy]
They makes good chicken.
[/quote1261002257]
If you want diarrhea

 

[47]

[quote1261007619=Leroy]
They makes good chicken.
[/quote1261007619]
roflmao

 

[foxx]

i dont like KFC, there shit is gross. my momma makes better way better chicken than that

 

[dead mike]

god forbid tooney tuesday falls on the last day of the month, shit goes bananas

 

[BIOP]

I would buy a bucket of KFC chicken skins if it was possible

 

[LT_Clash]

[quote1261010278=BIOP]
I would buy a bucket of KFC chicken skins if it was possible
[/quote1261010278]

+1 ya the skins the best part

 

[Shortbus]

[quote1261012359=BIOP]
I would buy a bucket of foreskins if it was possible
[/quote1261012359]

d00d that's disgusting.

 

[Therman]

I would buy a bucket of the oero filling as desert

 

[Narf!]

#574642 +(8038)- [X]
* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
[Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?

 

[Narf!]

Hey Leroy! This one's for you:

#725783 +(1027)- [X]
1> please tell me if there's any way to check if a table exist in mysql database
2> if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo "table existed";

 

[LT_Clash]

<anial8r> you know what? KFC is ONE letter yes ONE letter away from fuck.
<anial8r> i have just thought of their next motto
<anial8r> KFC! the only thing missing is U!

 

[OG buckshot jr]

[quote1261029565=dead mike]
god forbid tooney tuesday falls on the last day of the month, shit goes bananas
[/quote1261029565]

LOL!@

 

[Narf!]

[quote1261046351=LT_Clash]
<anial8r> you know what? KFC is ONE letter yes ONE letter away from fuck.
<anial8r> i have just thought of their next motto
<anial8r> KFC! the only thing missing is U!
[/quote1261046351]

LOL oh man that's one of my favorites

 

[dead mike]

[quote1261054356=Narf!]
Hey Leroy! This one's for you:

#725783 +(1027)- [X]
1&gt; please tell me if there's any way to check if a table exist in mysql database
2&gt; if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo &quot;table existed&quot;;
[/quote1261054356]

im guessing drop table means delete