Another Blonde Joke!

[omission]

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. 'No woman,' said one man, scornfully, 'can keep a secret.'

'I don't know about that,' answered a blonde woman guest. 'I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.'

'You'll let it out some day,' the man insisted.

'I hardly think so!' responded the blonde lady. 'When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.'

 

[Hawk-Eye]

LOL good old blondes....bu thing is stereotypes exist for a reason its usually because they are true LoL

 

[omission]

My wife is BLONDE!, but I still love her, I think i still love her, maybe not? :P

 

[47]

Q: what do blondes call condoms ? A:doggy bags

 

[vinny paz]

lol. what are a blonde's favourite flavour of chips...

dildo pickle

 

[Fork Included]

Q: what do you call a blonde whore who will suck your dick for free and ask for seconds?


A: shotgun jesus!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

My hair is brown, you fucking failure.

 

[Spinny]

brown, just like the colour of my penis when I dislodge it from Shotgun's anus!

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I wash out my rectum, you fucking failure.

 

[Spinny]

yeah but not your intestines!! Thats how deep I go!! laf

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Yeah, right, baby dick. On your best day your so-called cock is the size of a AAA battery. Brains has told me all about you.

 

[Watermelon Jack]

OH SHET!

 

[47]

hahahahaha !!!

u guys are such faggots !

 

[omission]

Haaaaaaa rofl Haaaaa lol!!!!

 

[omission]

Edit: Hahahahaha rofl hahahaha lol!!!

 

[TD|night blade]

Q: How do you know you have a blond receptionist?

A: There's whiteout on the monitor

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1241277691=TD|night blade]
Q: How do you know you have a blond receptionist?

A: There's whiteout on the monitor
[/quote1241277691]

Or you could look at her hair... fucking guy.

 

[Watermelon Jack]

Not if she is naturally blond but dyed her hair. Bitches do that nowadays.