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Annoying Bumper Stickers

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omission

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1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

2. Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!

3. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

4. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

5. I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

6. Keep honking while I reload.

7. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

8. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

9. 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

10. EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

11. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

12. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

13. Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

14. Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

15. Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.

16. My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.

17. Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

18. Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

19. If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

20. Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

21.Horn Broke....Watch for finger!

22.Armed pitbull with aids on board.

23.I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you.
 

Spinny

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LOL #6 is great... I want one

SJ would like #22 I think.. It sounds like one of his many names...
 

Joker

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My all time favorite sticker is (or some close approximation of):

"I'm only speeding because I have to poop"
 

td|35mm

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6, 21 and 23 are my favorites :).

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And 2 more to add:



24. I'm not drunk,, I'm avoiding potholes.

25. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing it.
 
i saw some shitty beat up car with one of those baby on board things in the window but instead of baby on board it said "beautiful bitch on board" or something stupid. and she had one of those magnetic ribbons but instead of support your troops it said "support bitchiness"

she was ugly.
 
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