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A man escapes from prison

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Hinouchi

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots
of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed
your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us Be strong, honey. I love
you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thinks you're cute, and
asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong, honey. I love you, too."

my friend found this couple days ago, fit so well in TD lol

PS: to those who have read it before F OFF! .. lol jk =P
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
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the convict was shotgun jesus. the guy was 47...

yes i have read this b4!
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no, i was the convict and ur the ass rape victim.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
Let's be real here, the only one here with a confirmed gf is Pyro. So the ass-rape victim was Pyro, and the convict was Steve. You know how StarWars nerds stick together (at the hips!!)
 

Propaganda

TD Member
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Let's be real here, the only one here with a confirmed gf is Pyro. So the ass-rape victim was Pyro, and the convict was Steve. You know how StarWars nerds stick together (at the hips!!)
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Maybe the rest of you fags would get some booty if you weren't on the server all night every single day. Sure you can own at CS but do you know what a vagina even looks like?
 

Narf!

TD Admin
Of course we do Prop. I looks like...um...oranges....peeled..

i think

no wait

papayas! they look like papayas!
 
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