Taoism -- Shit Happens
Hare Krishna -- Shit Happens Rama Dama Ding Dong
Hinduism -- This Shit Happened Before
Islam -- If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Zen -- What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism -- When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucionism -- Confucious Say, "Shit Happens"
Seventh Day Adventist -- Shit Happens On Saturdays
Protestantism -- Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism -- If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah's Witness -- Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"
Unitarianism -- What Is This Shit?
Judaism -- Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism -- Let's Smoke This Shit
Hare Krishna -- Shit Happens Rama Dama Ding Dong
Hinduism -- This Shit Happened Before
Islam -- If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
Zen -- What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism -- When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucionism -- Confucious Say, "Shit Happens"
Seventh Day Adventist -- Shit Happens On Saturdays
Protestantism -- Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism -- If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah's Witness -- Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"
Unitarianism -- What Is This Shit?
Judaism -- Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism -- Let's Smoke This Shit