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You're so skinny

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1. You strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
2. That you use dental floss as toilet paper.
3. You use chapstick as deoderant.
4. You hula hoop with a cheerio.
5. If you drank through a straw you'd fall into it.
6. You can dodge rain drops.
7. You had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
8. You can see out the peephole with both eyes.
9. You inspires crack whores to diet.
10.You have to run around in the shower to get wet.
11.You makes a whistling sound when the wind blows.
12.That if you grew an afro you'd look like a used q tip.
 
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