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You Might Be A Cheapskate If..

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You might be a cheapskate if……

1. You concentrate on lowest prices than quality of an item.
2. You’ve ever went Christmas shopping at Goodwill.
3. You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale.
4.You never buy flowers at Memorial Day.
5.When shopping for groceries,you don’t buy it unless you have a coupon or it’s on sale.
6.You live in a house built in 1954 and it hasn’t been remodeled since then.
7.You have a bumper sticker that says,”My Other Car Is A Piece Of Shit Too.” and it’s true.
8.You can’t remember the last time you donated to a good cause.
9.You’re not even sure if there was a FIRST time you donated to a good cause.
10.You do not drink alcohol unless it’s open bar.
11.You say you only have 2 bucks when in reality there is 200 bucks in your wallet.
12.You usually take a bag of chips to covered dish picnics you get invited to.
13.Every year, getting a Christmas tree involves going into isolated woods.
14.You are a smoker and you bum more cigarettes than you buy your own.
15.Your kids get penny candy for Easter every year… from penny-operated gumball machines.
 
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