YO MAMA IS SO FAT

[omission]

I was thinking fat at the time, so eat it up!

Yo mama is so fat:
1: When her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
2: Her nickname is "Lardo"
3: Were in her right now
4: People jog around her for exercise
5: She went to the movies and sat next to everyone
6: She was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
7: When you get on top of her your ears pop!
8: She goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says &quotkay!"
9: She got to iron her pants on the driveway
10:She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
11:She got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
12:When she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
13:When she steps on a scale, it read &quotne at a time, please"
14:She fell in love and broke it.
15:When she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
16:She's got her own area code!
17:Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
18:She's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
19:She stands in two time zones.
20:When she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

 

[crojon]

your mama is soo poor, i saw her walking down the street kickin a can, and i asked "wat are uou doing" she said "Moving"

Your mama is soo fat that her blood type is rock and roll.

your mama is like a shotgun. one cock and shes ready to blow.

That's all folks off to work.

 

[DrUgZ]

your momma is so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her.

 

[Keeripes!]

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!! A Saint!!!

 

[Remy]

Massive failure by Ommission for missing

Your mother is so fat, when she jumps fo joy, She got Stuck.

 

[Hawk-Eye]

LoL
Cron jon you made a mistake, it's
Your momma soo fat she is like shotgun jesus, one cock and she is ready to blow LOL

I've got a good one

Your poppa's soo fat he's got flabs on his penis LoL