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Wild Bird Poop

omission

TD Admin
I got pooped on my right ear,totally disgusting. My question: Have you ever been pooped on by a wild bird?
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
Back when i was about 5 years old, a bird crapped on my hat that i was wearing. If it wasnt for the hat, it woulda been on my head. =[
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
YEAH!!! (TIME TO TEST OUT THE NEW IMAGE THING)

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when i was in grade one i was running around in the playground and stopped to itch my neck/chest area. i tilted my head up to the sky and a bird dropped its shit on my neck and it slid down my chest and got all smuged on my tshirt
 

APESJIT

TD Member
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Never!! You guys have bad luck
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A bird shitting on you is good luck, so says my south american gf
 
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A bird shitting on you is good luck, so says my south american gf
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what if I shit on you?
 

DrUgZ

TD Admin
I got shit on by the first goose i shot when i was 13 right after i went and picked it up. I wanted to shoot it again but it was dead already.
 
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