I crushed an old dude on the rugby pitch. He was feared in the league when he was younger, but now he's a bit older so people take it easy on him.
He came in on the back side of the maul, offsides, and attempted to steal the ball I was carrying over the try line. I elbowed him in the face, and stomped him in his knee in anger, after he fell down.
How dare you come behind a clan maul, you insolent imbecile?
Anyways, he limped off the pitch, and I think I retired him. I felt bad after the game, because I played in a higher division, and I came down to help the boys out, and these guys don't have much chance of making any big teams, just play for fun, everybody has work in the morning, and the fact that I made him quit his favorite game...
oh well, lesson learned, don't come around the backside of my maul, you faggots..