Umm the other day..
Hammered on tequila, two of my friends peed in a sink because the bathroom was occupied. Nope, didn’t go outside, peed right in the sink. So I refused to let him touch me, or come even come near.
I take a seat in the kitchen and then he splashed water [still unclear if it was just water, or if it was pee from the sink?] all over me. I then threw his ass into the bathroom [which was now open?] and the fucker ended up breaking his toe on the way in [ I’m assuming on the door frame?]
I told that bitch that if he was going to act like a fucking child, then he was going to be treated like one. I gave him a “time out” in front of the whole party, lol; and then when he tried to leave [the bathroom?], I bitch-slapped his ass back in. Don’t fuck with me. Xo.
comic relief:
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