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We are all completely fucked! Apocalypse is at hand!!

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dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2005/13may_2004mn4.htm

Goodbye cruel world

Of this shape a star of five
Also applies to the one with six sides
Against the sun and against the moon
I warn you that the two combined
Will bring man’s doom
Of ten horns and seven heads
Count your fingers and the continents
On your head or in your right hand
This new moral code that the media commands

Believe not in their clever words
Because faith inact(ed) are the loudest heard
All these things I say are true
Understood sadly by a chosen few, you

April 2029 the final time the end my friend is not near
The hour in fact is quite here when the moon becomes red
To guide the risen dead
This means God’s turned his back on you
It’s a Friday 13th of course you won’t live to see noon

I am a prophet of doom

So now the star has fallen washing away the seas
The seventh seal’s been opened it’s raining your fears
Are you paranoid the coming asteroid
Has got your name tattooed on it
This stone’s called Apophis

It brings apocalypse
I am a prophet of doom

Speak the name of he created thee all to be
Which should not be spoken no laws broken

Now life and love the stars above
Which fall upon the all that worship the beast
Influence ceased

My soul’s on fire

My faith is an ember burning forever
Working toward a greater reward serving my lured

Built his home upon the rock not of the flock
But coming as a shepherd guarding his heard

My soul’s on fire
 

crojon

I'm New Here
you people beleive everything you hear. unreal...this shit is Gay. natural disasters happen...like it states in the article this isnt the end...no chance.
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
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Why weep? One day you will die no matter what anyway :).
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Holy shit, you're right!
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
srsly tho, yellowstone is a supervolcano, its due to blow, and could be an extinction level event, if so see you in hell muthafuckas!!!!
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
ahahaha dead mike, you and your conspiracies... always think bad shit is gonna happen lol
 

B3tt3rMan

Former TD Member
For anyone who thinks they can assume what will happen to a place that is far greater then anything imaginable.

You, and everything you believe in is ridiculous. Become a weather forecaster, then when your wrong, when you probably will be, no one will care or contradict.

Y2K all over again, people need to relax and realize that the earth will end based of that of which happens on it, rather then that which happens around it.
 

TurboTaco

TD Admin
ROFL MR, u gotta stop being such a pussy bag :]

When 12/12/2012 comes and nothing happens, I will laugh at 47.
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
nah id say yellowstone is pretty serious, i'll find the sauce.....

just as their famous old faithful geyser erupts every 91 minutes or so, the volcano blows up with a much larger scale (every 200000 years?) but within a few thousand years window, and from what i understand we are in fact in that window.
 

auron

TD Admin
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its garbage
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+1

Even if we had a good source on this ...what difference does it really make? The world will end one day and regardless how much we bitch and moan about it it'll end and we won't know it happened when it happens.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
The earth will never end. It's 4.5 billion years old - proven fact through archeology and biology. The Earth being as old as it is has never wiped out everything off of itself. Shit happens, stupid creatures die. Humans are too advanced. People might die, but like HELL the human race will die as a whole... beleivers are ridiculous.


p.s. There ARE people on the internet who thrive off of shit like this, and all they do is search for nonsense like "America having fields of coffins for the NWO" and "Volcanoes that can wipe the world".... BS. Get over it... It's these people that are suicidal and love to share their feelings through conspiracies.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
[The USGS discounted chances for cataclysmic eruption of the caldera, noting that the hot, active magma chamber below Yellowstone has turned into "largely crystallized mush."] - 'They' themselves just said it, no explanation needed.

["Depending on the nature and magnitude of a particular hazardous event and the particular time and season when it might occur, 70,000 to more than 100,000 persons could be affected; the most violent events could affect a broader region or even continent-wide areas."]
aaaaaaaaaaand there goes your wee hope for the end of the world. Sorry boys, but men know better.
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
pft the earth is gonna end on 10-20-2010 when aliens come to earth and use their technology to evaporate all the alcohol on earth. The world will then go into panic, people going crazy, etc. The governments will weaken and the aliens will invade, and kill us all off by making us watch Dr. Phil 24/7 until we kill our selfs with a tweezer.

10/20/2010.

enjoy what time we have left.
 

Dean

TD Member
TV just want's to scare you. love it like a man, or scream in fear like a man. either way your gonna die.

replace the word man with pussy at any segment for a equally valid perspective
 
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