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Ways To Tell A Redneck Is On Your Computer!

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1> The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

2> The keyboard is camouflaged.

3> There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

4> The password is, "bubba."

5> The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

6> "Winders 95" has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

7> Outgoing faxes have beerstains on them.

8> The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

9> The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

10> The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.

11> Jeff Foxworthy *.wavs.

12> The monitor is up on blocks.

13> Seven blue tick hounds under the desk.

14> Deer jerky in the desk drawer.

15> The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

16> The six front keys have rotted out.

17> John Deere Pocket Protectors.
 
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