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Types Of People Who Break Wind
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1.The Vain Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
2.The Amiable Person:
One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3.The Proud Person:
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4.The Shy Person:
One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
5.The Impudent Person:
One who farts loudly and then laughs.
6.The Scientific Person:
One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
7.The Unfortunate Person:
One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
8.The Nervous Person:
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9.The Honest Person:
One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
10.The Dishonest Person:
One who farts and then blames the dog.
11.The Foolish Person:
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
12.The Thrifty Person:
One who always has several farts in reserve.
13.The Antisocial Person:
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
14.The Strategic Person:
One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
15.The Sadistic Person:
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.
16.The Intellectual Person:
One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.
17.The Athletic Person:
One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18.The Miserable Person:
One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
19.The Sensitive Person:
One who farts and then bursts into tears.
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1.The Vain Person:
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
2.The Amiable Person:
One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.
3.The Proud Person:
One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.
4.The Shy Person:
One who releases silent farts and then blushes.
5.The Impudent Person:
One who farts loudly and then laughs.
6.The Scientific Person:
One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.
7.The Unfortunate Person:
One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.
8.The Nervous Person:
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
9.The Honest Person:
One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.
10.The Dishonest Person:
One who farts and then blames the dog.
11.The Foolish Person:
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
12.The Thrifty Person:
One who always has several farts in reserve.
13.The Antisocial Person:
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
14.The Strategic Person:
One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.
15.The Sadistic Person:
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.
16.The Intellectual Person:
One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed.
17.The Athletic Person:
One who farts at the slightest exertion.
18.The Miserable Person:
One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.
19.The Sensitive Person:
One who farts and then bursts into tears.
