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Toronto Temperature Conversion Chart
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60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Toronto sunbathe.
50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Toronto plant gardens.
40° F:
Italian & German cars won't start.
People in Toronto drive with the windows down.
32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Ontario waters gets thicker.
20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Toronto throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Toronto have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
Torontonians close the windows.
10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in Toronto are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in Toronto get out their winter coats.
40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Toronto let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Torontonians get frustrated because they can't start their cars.
460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Toronto start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!
500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Blue Jays win the World Series!
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60° F:
Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Toronto sunbathe.
50° F:
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in Toronto plant gardens.
40° F:
Italian & German cars won't start.
People in Toronto drive with the windows down.
32° F:
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Ontario waters gets thicker.
20° F:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Toronto throw on a flannel shirt.
15° F:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Toronto have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F:
All the people in Miami die.
Torontonians close the windows.
10° below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
The Girl Scouts in Toronto are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
People in Toronto get out their winter coats.
40° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Toronto let the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Torontonians get frustrated because they can't start their cars.
460° below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Toronto start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"!
500° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
The Blue Jays win the World Series!
