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Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support
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1.Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
2.That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.
3.So -- what are you wearing?
4.Duuuuuude! Bummer!
5.Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.
6.Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
7.We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
8.In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
9.Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
10.Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.
11.Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.
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1.Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
2.That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.
3.So -- what are you wearing?
4.Duuuuuude! Bummer!
5.Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.
6.Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
7.We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
8.In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
9.Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
10.Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.
11.Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.