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TD Admin
1. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
2. How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
3. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
4. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
5. If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
9. How come there aren't B batteries?
10.How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
11.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
12.If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
13.Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
14.Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
15.How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
16.How do you throw away a garbage can?
17.If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
18.Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
19.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
20.Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
2. How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes?
3. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
4. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
5. If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?
6. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
7. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
8. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
9. How come there aren't B batteries?
10.How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
11.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
12.If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
13.Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
14.Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?
15.How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
16.How do you throw away a garbage can?
17.If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
18.Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
19.Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
20.Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
