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i'm gonna copy the URL into your ass, then shove your dick into an electrical socket and make you project the website through your eyes onto your stomach while using your spine as a keyboard

you suck fuck


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i'm gonna copy the URL into your ass, then shove your dick into an electrical socket and make you project the website through your eyes onto your stomach while using your spine as a keyboard

you suck fuck


<3 <3 <3
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Oh, yeah?

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So I use to go to a regular gym with my ex and one day I go into the locker room to take a piss and all the urinals are full and one stall has its door closed and the handicap one was open so I walk in and no lie it was like jaba the hut siting there with no cloths taking a shit! bigger than the pic of that guy, his rolls where hanging over the whole toilet you couldnt see where the water was. He didn't even tell me to get out I turned right around and he was like "hello".
 
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