The enigma of Leroy continues

[Leroy]

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The bastardization of clan rugby and Oracle DBMS is proud to announce that indeed, at 6am this morning, Starbucks coffee is offering the venerable eggnog latte.

You take my three favorite things, lattes and eggnog, combined them in a drink, and you've got my undying loyalty.

Alright, back to work you slackers.

 

[Fork Included]

star bucks snob!

how much you spend a day at that place?

thank god my office has its own expresso/coffee machine, 4 years now havent paid a single cent for a coffee.

 

[Leroy]

I've actually rolled back my coffee consumption dramatically. I used to be up to 4 star bucks a day, but the sugar intake was too crazy high. My office has all that crap too, but it makes ass coffee.

Honestly, I usually just drink water, but I fucking LOVE eggnog lattes.

 

[auron]

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You take my three favorite things, lattes and eggnog...
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......wtf

 

[Leroy]

I'm very glad at least someone out there is reading this shit.

 

[Fork Included]

латте'с, ноте тче "С", меанс море тчан оне! со, латте + латте + еггног, 3 тчигнс!

 

[Kirock]

Eggnog is worth 2 things, it's so rich, so Leroy had it correct the first time. Gotcha back homie

 

[Keeripes!]

How does it taste Leroy??? Like Heaven I bet!

 

[Leroy]

Respekt. Its so badass, I ordered a venti.

Its so badass, I almost had to throw up a gangsign.

 

[Keeripes!]

hahaha I can see you taking a sip and then doing the Pop tart commerical "BBBAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMM" while throwing down the nastiest shocker I have ever seen.

 

[Leroy]

you're in luck, I just so happen to have my blackberry handy....

 

[Fork Included]

i can see Leroy NOT paying for his venti latte and just walking out of the store under murmering cries of the helpless staff

"uhh..sir!!"


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true story! yesterday actually. I'm in the subway station going to the bus, black guy walks out of a tim hortons (in the station) with a box of timbits and hes all chill like, then i hear the attendants yelling out from behind the counter "sir! sir!!" but he just keeps on walking.

now.. i dont know if it was him they were yelling at... but i found it rather funny.

 

[Leroy]

Unfortunately, they make you pay first, probably for that exact reason. I could however, take someone elses coffee..

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Fork Included]

ultimate jew-jitsu (pun intended)

steal someones coffee AND make them give you money, while thanking you the whole way.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

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You take my three favorite things, lattes and eggnog...
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......wtf
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fuck sakes i had to read that 14 times to make sure i wasn't missing a third, where is it??? lol

 

[Narf!]

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You take my three favorite things, lattes and eggnog, and bucky jr....
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......wtf
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fuck sakes i had to read that 14 times to make sure i wasn't missing a third, where is it??? lol
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Fixed for your viewing pleasure.

 

[buckshot]

haha well done narfy...well done.

 

[Leroy]

The enigma continues.....

 

[Fork Included]

two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

lol