Thanks BJ

[Cock]

So I'm talking to a client on the phone, trying to explain why this particular router is better.

What's the first thing that comes to My mind? "It's the tits" as I say the word tits my brains goes into a *OHSHITPISSFUCK*Freak-gasim, I brilliantly cover with a very loud "*Cough*hack*.... it's the Best"


I don't think she's calling back....
<3 BJ

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Hahaha. Poor schmuck.

Reminds me of Narf asking some girl if she wants to go out for "bucoffee".

 

[AndyDizzle]

lol cock, that story was tits.

 

[Steve]

at least you didn't call the other routers bubbaclat's.

 

[47]

Hahaha. Poor schmuck.

Reminds me of Narf asking some girl if she wants to go out for "bucoffee".

or was it cockfee ? something like that

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Maybe it was cockfee.

 

[Cock]

I think he asked a waitress while on a date for Bucoffee
And
Asked a girl out for Cockfee

Pretty lolzy

 

[47]

hahah

 

[mandy]

haaaaaaaaahahahhahaa dont worry cock, i'd buy it if you said that.

 

[clark]

Any router that has Tits, gets an 'A' in my book, and a place on the closet with all the other unused networking equipment.

 

[Glocky]

+1 for not being the only one to use gamer speak at work... just yesterday as we're finalizing the roster for a charity softball tournament (all players take the day off as vacation day out of our leave banks before any one goes apeshit)... one of the players was getting cold feet about playing, so I wrote, "herp derp... what are you skerd?" Not as good/bad as it's the tits, but I had to explain to people that yes I could spell... FFS.

 

[OG buckshot jr]

hahahahahaha I'm sorry brother!