TF2 Hats

[Leroy]

I have recently been made aware of this new thing called "hats"

Apparently, you can play your characters with "hats" on their heads.

Furthermore, you can trade "hats" with other players.

Continued, we host several trade servers, where one can trade "hats", among other things.

Finally, I have a pre-ordered copy of L4D2, which apparently, comes with Bill's "hat", a particularly rare and popular item.

One of the founding members of DGN has expressed interest in this "hat", but, me being the perpetual cock sucker that I am, will trade it to the best offer.

Bidding starts at Steve's sanity.

GO!

 

[skd_mrk]

3 cents!

 

[Leroy]

I'm being serious. 3 cents is the going bid.

Bidding closes in a end of day wednesday.

 

[Narf!]

My virginity.

 

[Steve]

My virginity.

The previous bid is higher than that.

 

[Leroy]

My virginity.

Anal or oral?

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

He lost those long ago. I think he means vaginal.

 

[47]

4 cents

 

[Fiend]

Only things i would have to offer are TF2 items.

 

[Narf!]

Leroy, if you give Steve that hat, I'll quit WoW

 

[47]

he already quit wow. that hat is mine !!!

 

[Leroy]

Current bid, 4 cents.

oooh, I can't wait..I'm going to make a fortune

 

[Narf!]

47 is a fucking rat! Snitches get stitches Russky!!!

I'll triple the current highest bid. 12 cents.

 

[Leroy]

Current bid: 12 cents

 

[47]

13 cents


business is business, Narf

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Half a chode.

 

[TD|night blade]

I'll shoot you any 5 weapons of your choice, oh wait, only real money, .25 cents!!!

 

[derpy]

a piece of my foreskin
or 30 cents

 

[Leroy]

Current valid bid: 30 cents

 

[LT_Clash]

You could Prolly kraigslist this thing for like $20