TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

Granted, Wow no longer makes you a faggot but you still play wow because you've always been a faggot anyway.

I wish I could get better at cs finally after 12 years

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295379975=47]
i wish wow didnt make u a faggot.
[/quote1295379975]

Granted, your a faggot all on your own. You enjoy long walks on the beach, pink martinis, and full-out male orgies.

I wish I had a wish that could not be corrupted.

 

[LT_Clash]

Granted?

i wish the basball thread didnt exist

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295384790=LT_Clash]
i wish the basball thread didnt exist
[/quote1295384790]

Granted. The baseball thread never existed because baseball never existed. Due to the lack of the extra curricular activity, youth resort to drugs.. stealing your bike for a fix.

I wish that every time I walked into a club, the song "too sexy for my shirt" would start play (in a 100% heterosexual way).

 

[Narf!]

[quote1295385100=Demarcio]
I wish that every time I walked into a club, the song "too sexy for my shirt" would start play (in a 100% heterosexual way).
[/quote1295385100]
Granted. In other news, Merriam-Webster and Oxford Dictionaries announces that "heterosexual" replaces the word "homosexual" all the while keeping "homosexual"'s original definition.


I wish the TD TF2 server flourished...

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295385172=Narf!]
I wish the TD TF2 server flourished...
[/quote1295385172]

Granted. Being that TF2 is complete shit in comparison to CS. The server attracts a gaggle of dipshits..the lowest of low class gamers. TD members get frustrated with everyone in the server running around holding the mic button and singing "hit me baby one more time". The server gets shut down and all is right with the world again.

I wish Jay-Z had 99 problems, one of which being a bitch.

 

[DrUgZ]

Granted, but the other 98 of those problems are the amount of dicks he has to suck in a given day.

I wish they made a spherical razor to make shaving my balls easier.

 

[HooB.wg]

Granted, however the one you bought was faulty resulting in the loss of your nuts.

I wish Clash could spell Baseball.

 

[hockeyfan611]

Granted. Hoob can no longer spell Baseball.

I wish everyone here was rich.

 

[vinny paz]

Granted. Everyone here becomes rich and hockeyfan gets bought and sold to several slave labourors.

I wish for straight A's

 

[thomastronics]

Granted, and all the dumbasses of the world achieve straight A's and all the smart people get AA's

I wish my ride home was here so I don't have to wait another hour to get home from school

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295501252=ThomasTronics]
I wish my ride home was here so I don't have to wait another hour to get home from school
[/quote1295501252]

Granted. You get expelled form school for homosexual relations with a professor, and no longer need the ride.

I wish MadChild was still around

 

[47]

[quote1295503471=Demarcio]
TF2 is complete shit in comparison to CS. The server attracts a gaggle of dipshits..the lowest of low class gamers. TD members get frustrated with everyone in the server
[/quote1295503471]

jokes aside, thats how it actually is. ive never seen lower grade gamers than the fucks that play tf2. they will stack a team 10 vs 2, or leave if team is losing. lamest crowd on the internets.

 

[Dean]

[quote1295534532=Demarcio]
[quote1295501252=ThomasTronics]
I wish my ride home was here so I don't have to wait another hour to get home from school
[/quote1295501252]

Granted. You get expelled form school for homosexual relations with a professor, and no longer need the ride.

I wish MadChild was still around

[/quote1295534532]
Granted. But your frown just turned upside down after hearing the good news, making your previous emoticon irrelevant which in turn makes you sad. You become stuck in a extreme emotional loophole and are diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

I wish .... [url:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jmxJrH9hOg]By the power of Grey-skull,     I    WAS  RUNNING   IN   THE    90's!!![/url]

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295537164=Dean]
I WAS RUNNING IN THE 90's!!![/url]
[/quote1295537164]

Granted. You are running in the 90's, but it's in the sequel to "The Running Man" and this time you don't have Schwarzenegger to help you out. Due to your lack of intense CS play, you don't have the tactical ability to flank and overpower the guards. From years of addiction to online porn, your legs are severely underdeveloped and atrophied. You are unable to; dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge. You are killed by the guards, and the crowed goes wild.

I wish I had a costume like this, so I could evade the my enemies and camp in the open. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1719034

 

[47]

granted. u try it out for the 1st tiem in your room and get stuck. no help arrives, takes you 2 week to die.


i wish i had a smaller cock, that way i wont faint every time i get a stiffy.

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295644041=47]
i wish i had a smaller cock, that way i wont faint every time i get a stiffy.
[/quote1295644041]

Granted, getting a stiffy no longer makes you faint from embarrassment. Your tiny cock has gotten so small, that its actually now an innie. You are now able to have sex with strange men in all 3 of your holes. You contract super aids and die in the arms of your strange man named "twitchy".

I wish fatties were banished from the outside world, and were only allowed out when they reached an esthetically pleasing state.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1295644735=Demarcio]
I wish fatties were banished from the outside world, and were only allowed out when they reached an esthetically pleasing state.
[/quote1295644735]
Granted. In related Demarcio news, he's selling his G35 as he's no longer allowed out.

I wish for clear traffic on my way home tonight...

 

[Spinny]

Granted, the roads are completely clear yet you are asian and still manage to wrap your car around a light pole.

I wish Demarcio stopped replying to every other post

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295671793=Spinny]
I wish Demarcio stopped replying to every other post
[/quote1295671793]

Granted. This post is two apart.

I wish we all had a giant community hug.