TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[LT_Clash]

Granted, you are now a senior admin on TorontoWTF and noone with the name buckshot plays there

i wish i knew who my other father was

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

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i wish i knew who my other father was
[/quote1294869416]
Granted. It's iSeize.

I wish I could shit ice cream.

 

[hockeyfan611]

Granted. It's the world's best ice cream but you can't eat any of it.

I wish SJ would dress in drag and do the hula.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294877658=hockeyfan611]
I wish SJ would dress in drag and do the hula.
[/quote1294877658]
Granted. I'll be over in 20 minutes.

I wish there was no winter.

 

[vinny paz]

[quote1294878850=Shotgun Jesus]

Granted. I'll be over in 20 minutes.

I wish there was no winter.

[/quote1294878850]

Granted. Years are 25% shorter, but the year never changes because January 1st has been taken off the calendar. There is no such thing as Christmas.

I wish for a car that can fly.

 

[iCe]

[quote1294879360=vinny paz]
[quote1294878850=Shotgun Jesus]

Granted. I'll be over in 20 minutes.

I wish there was no winter.

[/quote1294878850]

Granted. Years are 25% shorter, but the year never changes because January 1st has been taken off the calendar. There is no such thing as Christmas.

I wish for a car that can fly.
[/quote1294879360]

Granted. But you crash into a plane.

I wish narf would get banned already

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294879988=iCe]
I wish narf would get banned already
[/quote1294879988]
Granted. TD instates a rule about "No Nagger Drivers".

I wish Jack Deth showed up at all your houses.

 

[47]

[quote1294887699=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1294879988=iCe]
I wish narf would get banned already
[/quote1294879988]
Granted. TD instates a rule about "No Nagger Drivers".

I wish Jack Deth showed up at all your houses.

[/quote1294887699]

Granted. he murdered and cannibalized everyone, ur not alone on TD.

i wish Narf wasnt a condensating gypsy lir

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

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i wish Narf wasnt a condensating gypsy lir
[/quote1294895106]
Granted. He contracts HIV/AIDS and is humbled.

I wish I could go to bed earlier than 3am.

 

[TurboTaco]

Granted. You have a cock-meat buffet and are exhausted and fall asleep at 2:59 AM.

I wish I had a good Canadian Beer

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294899398=TurboTaco]
I wish I had a good Canadian Beer
[/quote1294899398]
Granted. Town Drunk, Omission and Glock take turns pissing into bottles for you.

I wish Turbo would get eaten by a dingo.

 

[demarcio]

Granted. Since Turbo got eaten by a dingo, you never got to grant his wish.. Thus, never getting one of your own.

I wish that more ppl would fall for my GameCube lure.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294936064=Demarcio]
I wish that more ppl would fall for my GameCube lure.
[/quote1294936064]
Granted. That 9 year old boy turns out to be an undercover police midget in the sex crimes unit.

I wish I could destroy the sun.

 

[demarcio]

Granted, the sun is destroyed. The world is thrust into darkness because 3 weeks earlier, we had completely switched to being solar power hippies. You now are forced to sleep with ugly chicks because the hot ones were too dumb and walked into traffic.


I wish undercover police midgets in the sex crimes unit did not exist.

 

[LT_Clash]

Granted, they have been replaced with undercover ninjas who chop off your dick and feed it to you.

i wish this thread had more unicorns in it

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

[quote1294964106=LT_Clash]
i wish this thread had more unicorns in it
[/quote1294964106]
Granted. But the unicorn is dead.

I wish AIDS wasn't so expensive to order online.

 

[mandy]

Granted. But the cheapest kind are Brains' AIDS.

I wish iPhones werent so gay.

 

[vinny paz]

Granted. iPhones are now straight.

I wish somebody could do my laundry.

 

[demarcio]

[quote1295039169=vinny paz]
I wish somebody could do my laundry.
[/quote1295039169]

Granted. Pissed off slave laborers do your laundry, but they rub their herpes all over your tighty whities. You get infected and are now another 10% less desirable to females, although surprisingly 3.7% more appealing to men.

I wish I was a billionaire, so fucking bad. Buy all of the things I never had.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1295039481=Demarcio]
[quote1295039169=vinny paz]
I wish somebody could do my laundry.
[/quote1295039169]

Granted. Pissed off slave laborers do your laundry, but they rub their herpes all over your tighty whities. You get infected and are now another 10% less desirable to females, although surprisingly 3.7% more appealing to men.

I wish I was a billionaire, so fucking bad. Buy all of the things I never had.
[/quote1295039481]
Granted. Inflation skyrockets and everyone's a billionaire. 87 octane gas for your Del Sol is 112.5 million/L

I wish Fox would keep Fringe on Thursdays rather than moving to Fridays...WTF?