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TD's Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

Narf!

TD Admin
Soo...we've played the 3-Word game, and you know what the "Grant-a-Wish Foundation" is, so how about a new forum game called "Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation"?

Here's how you play:

-someone starts the game off by making a wish
-someone else responds with "Granted, [insert horrible addendum that comes with the wish being granted]. I wish [insert your own wish for the next person to screw up]


i.e.

$tve: "I wish for a threesome with 2 chicks!"

iCe: "Granted, but your worst fears become a reality when they turn out to be chicks with dicks and you get spit-roasted all night long. I wish for a job that involves women and handjobs!"

Shotgun_Jesus: "Granted. You are now Hugh Hefner's new dutch rudder boy when his Playmates are all out. I wish..."

etc.


Simple right?
 

auron

TD Admin
[quote1294686106=Narf!]
Good. I'll start it...


I wish for a ripped set of abs.
[/quote1294686106]
Granted, but steve plays with his dick on them like they're drums. I wish Narf wasn't so gay.
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
Granted. A shirtless Demarcio will be at your place tonight to have his way with you. I wish for world peace.

Dammit, I spent three minutes coming up with my response. I take back my wish for world peace.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1294687037=vinny paz]
Granted. A shirtless Demarcio will be at your place tonight to have his way with you. I wish for world peace.
[/quote1294687037]
Granted. With arms dealing now being a defunct career, they now turned to the next new crazy: pimping out male prostitutes. This week's new fresh meat goes by the name of Vinny Paz. I wish I was 21 again...
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1294688177=Narf!]
I wish I was 21 again...
[/quote1294688177]
Granted. u were fired for not having enough job experience. now ur forced to suck dick for rent.

i wish Steve and i got married.
 

wh1te

TD Member
[quote1294690898=47]
i wish Steve and i got married.
[/quote1294690898]

Granted. Forcing steve into anal reconstruction surgery.

I wish for a medium rare 24ounce steak with all the trimmings
 

mandy

TD Member
[quote1294691829=wh1te]
I wish for a medium rare 24ounce steak with all the trimmings
[/quote1294691829]
Granted. But you've just become a vegan and are forced to throw out that perfectly good steak in the garbage.

I wish for unicorns to fall from the sky.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1294692394=Mandy]
I wish for unicorns to fall from the sky.
[/quote1294692394]

granted. a unicorn falls on you. u can no longer play css because of full body cast.

i wish for beroth_beta to be removed from the server.
 

Roach

TD Admin
[quote1294691004=47]
[quote1294688177=Narf!]
I wish I was 21 again...
[/quote1294688177]
Granted. u were fired for not having enough job experience. now ur forced to suck dick for rent.

i wish Steve and i got married.
[/quote1294691004]

Granted. After years of happiness Steve starts to get bored, as the fire that once burned inside both of you, is now but a smoldering ember. Steve leaves one morning without waking you, but leaves a note by the door explaining "Its not you, its me, I need to go find who i truly am" Several months pass without hearing from steve. Until one day, the phone rings. Its Steve, hes in Vegas and sounds like hes in some trouble. You can barly make out what he is trying to say, but you get an address and the name "Gary".

Your heart pounds, maybe steve still loves you. You jump in your car and race towards Vegas. It takes you a while to find your way around but eventually find the address. You knock on the door. a man comes to the door with a puzzled look on his face. "Can I help you?" he says. "Yes Im looking for Steve" you reply. "Theres no Steve here" he says, and immediatly slams the door in your face. you hear muffled screams through the steel doors "YOU CALLED SOMEBODY?!?!!?"
-savage beatings- -savage beatings- -savage beatings-

You hear a moan that you instantly recognize from within the steel doors. Its Steve! Your adrenaline begins to coarse throughout your body, and you feel like you could do anything. You see a dumpster to the right of the steel door, it looks as though you can climb into the top window. So you do.

Once in the building you look around, its a filthy pit riddled with syringes, garbage and human excrements. You poke ur head out into the hallway where you see some stairs. You begin your decent down the stairs. Once at the bottom you see a heap of flesh on the floor, with a face you can barly recognize. Steve. You look at him and cant help but smile, but the look he gives you back is not that of reassurance, but that of alarm.

-THUD-

You wake up, its dark. You are chained to a bed. Someone is at the foot of the bed.

"Here take this, itl help the pain."

"What have you done to me" you ask the darkness

"I've broken both your legs and arms, here" He says as he places pills in your mouth. You swallow, and immediatly feel the pain of your broken limbs wash away.

days pass, the man in the dark, presumably gary has come back routinely to feed you and administer the drugs.

One day he comes in and lets you go. He tells you that you are going to need to pay for the drugs he has given you. He sets you up with an intersection, and tells you to stand there and accept customers as they come.

"Just give me more drugs!!!" you scream, as the withdrawls are starting to sink in.

"Not until you've pulled your shift"

So he drops you off at the intersection. You take a look around and notice somebody on the opposite corner. The person looks somewhat familier, but the thought is soon washed away by the addiction...you just want your next fix.

The End.

I wish i was married to Steve too.

edit: To dark?
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1294692980=47]
i wish for beroth_beta to be removed from the server.
[/quote1294692980]
Granted. TD is now a 24/7 fy_iceworld server.

I wish for Leroy to show up to a TD meet one of these days...
 

Roach

TD Admin
[quote1294693135=Shotgun Jesus]
Uninstall, Roach.

[/quote1294693135]

hahahahahahaha...that story literally wrote itself.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
[quote1294693158=Narf!]
I wish for Leroy to show up to a TD meet one of these days...
[/quote1294693158]
Granted. Leroy turns out to be white.

I wish TD WOWfags had their accounts hacked.
 

Roach

TD Admin
[quote1294693354=Shotgun Jesus]
[quote1294693158=Narf!]
I wish for Leroy to show up to a TD meet one of these days...
[/quote1294693158]
Granted. Leroy turns out to be white.

I wish TD WOWfags had their accounts hacked.

[/quote1294693354]

granted. they all get hacked, and they all /wrists. You end up drowning in a sea of wowfag blood.

I wish i wasnt at work right now ~_~
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
[quote1294693695=Roach]
I wish i wasnt at work right now ~_~
[/quote1294693695]
Granted. You are fired and promptly replaced by Narf.

I wish they'd figure out how to make 0 calorie cum loads.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1294693975=Shotgun Jesus]
I wish they'd figure out how to make 0 calorie cum loads.
[/quote1294693975]
Granted...along with a new intolerance to specific "proteins".

I wish I was flexible/nimble like a gymnast.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
[quote1294694135=Narf!]
I wish I was flexible/nimble like a gymnast.
[/quote1294694135]
Granted. 9 Black guys gang rape you in 348 different positions.

I wish Low Budget didn't play on Toronto WTF all the time with his second SteamID.
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
Granted. LB stops playing on Toronto WTF and uses his spare time to plan world domination. Like everything LB does in life, he becomes wildly successful and rules the world, a fascist dictator.

I wish crack wasn't illegal.
 

Roach

TD Admin
[quote1294694876=vinny paz]
Granted. LB stops playing on Toronto WTF and uses his spare time to plan world domination. Like everything LB does in life, he becomes wildly successful and rules the world, a fascist dictator.

I wish crack wasn't illegal.
[/quote1294694876]

Granted - with no negative consequences,...cause crack is good for you.

I wish someone would read my novel on page 1 :P
 
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