Stormtroopers vs. Redshirts

[swan]

i just read this and thought it was kind of interesting to consider...

If Imperial Stormtroopers — who cannot hit any target — fought a battle against Starfleet Redshirts — targets who cannot be missed — who wins?

 

[$alvador]

this is some post-secondary-level logic puzzle up in this bitch

 

[jakksilves]

Hmm...

Interesting sight, but I think i'd cast my lot with the Stormtrooper Corps.

Why? Stronger weapons and contrary to popular belief, stronger armor. *Since when does the Security Division of a star ship carry armor?*

Sources:
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Operations_division
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Redshirt
http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Security

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper_Corps <- Read the first quote on this page, it is quite true, it's a slap to the face.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Stormtrooper_armor

Disclaimer: I'm not a fan of either franchise.

 

[Wrath]

Stormtroopers.

E-11 Blaster Rifle beats any silly old Phaser, your guns are for bebies!

Given how the 'red shirts' is similar to the Stormtrooper effect, don't forget that while their aiming isn't precise, you do tend to run out of red shirts faster than troopers. Red shirts were security personnel no?

 

[CaptinHG]

 

[CaptinHG]

Now thats a Storm Trooper, to bad she does not have machine gun jubblies

 

[zackychuu]

Now thats a Storm Trooper, to bad she does not have machine gun jubblies

Which is your preferred choice of 'machine gun jubblies', A, B or C?