It probably has something to do with your membership in United Brow Worldwide. You just can't trust people like that. I mean, we can't even tell if you people are happy, or sad. Just convex or concave (depending on reference). Shit, if Moses can part the Red Sea for a bunch of Jews, surely you can buy a razor and fix that shit.
Can't be a firefighter with that fire hazard attached to your forehead. lrn2bic.
In all honesty, you probably played with some greasy bastard. Also, didn't you have a problem with your Steam account at one point? I could be remembering wrong.