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Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
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1:In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
2:The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3:After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
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ne word: lightsabers.
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arth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
6:The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
7:Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
8:Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
9:The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
10:Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
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1:In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
2:The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with just R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3:After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After enduring Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
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ne word: lightsabers.5
arth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.6:The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
7:Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
8:Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
9:The Federation would have to interrupt whatever it's doing just to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
10:Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
