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So this indian

Nid@l

I'm New Here
man named Harvinder works at a baking flour factory. One day on a sunny Tuesday, Harvinder is working hard on the lines when suddenly the pipe above him bursts and he gets covered in flour and is all white... so Harvinder runs to his boss and sais with an accent: "Boss,Boss look at me, im Vhite, I have to go home and take a shower" So Harvinder was sent him on his way.

So Harvinder starts to Jog home when he gets stopped by his Friend. His friend said "holy shit Harvinder, Vat happened to you?" Harvinder replies: "Vell i vas in vurking in the factory when the pipe blew,now im vhite and i have to go home and take a shower" So Harvinder continues his jog home when he runs across his brother and the brother sais: &quot:oh Harvinder, Vat happened to you?" So Harvinder replies: "Vell i vas in vurking in the factory when the pipe blew,now im vhite and i have to go home and take a shower" So Harvinder continues on when he see his other friend... His Friend sais: "Man, Vat happened to you?" Now getting annoyed Harvinder replies: "Vell i vas in vurking in the factory when the pipe blew,now im vhite and i have to go home and take a shower"... So Harvinder picks up the pace to get home quicker, as he gets in the house, he is stopped by kids who yell: "PAPA PAPA, Vat happened to you?" now extremely annoyed he yells: "Vell i vas in vurking in the factory when the pipe blew,now im vhite and i have to go upstairs and take a shower"

He finally gets upstairs, about to get into the shower, when his wife stops and sais: &quot:oh lord my dear, vat happened to you" With anger and annoyance he looks at her and sais " Holy mother of Hindu, ive been vhite for 5 minutes, and im already starting to hate you paky's"

:)
 

Roach

TD Admin
funny joke..

is TD taking the russle peters approach now?
we can be as racist as we want as long as we make fun of all of them equally???
 

Nid@l

I'm New Here
[quote1287688961=Roach]
funny joke..

is TD taking the russle peters approach now?
we can be as racist as we want as long as we make fun of all of them equally???
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Lol its all good if its clean IMO. Feel free to pick on Arabs.. not like we havent been picked on by every American war movie or video game...
 

Roach

TD Admin
Whats the definition of clean?
Racial slurs are ok as long as theres not hate implyd?

So its ok to say
So this n----- walks into a bar....

but its not ok to say
so this sleazy backstabbing jew walks into a bar....

im not being condescending, im really asking what a clean racial joke means. as long as nobody gets raped or burned alive in the joke its all good in the hood?
 

Nid@l

I'm New Here
[quote1287689736=Roach]
Whats the definition of clean?
Racial slurs are ok as long as theres not hate implyd?

So its ok to say
So this n----- walks into a bar....

but its not ok to say
so this sleazy backstabbing jew walks into a bar....

im not being condescending, im really asking what a clean racial joke means. as long as nobody gets raped or burned alive in the joke its all good in the hood?
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It really depends on the listener or reader. I mean, not everyone will get offended and not everyone will find it funny. Ive said these jokes to people from that race and they laughed, im not sure that will be the case with everyone though... like i said, all in good spirit...

If admins find this counter productive for this site, im ok with having them remove the threads...
 

Nid@l

I'm New Here
[quote1287690484=Roach]
im just playing devils advocate now...
i thought it was funny. :P
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LOl i know, and for that, I will have a nice AK47 bullet wrapped up with your name on it when i see you next on a map :P
 

Dean

TD Member
hahaha Nid@l!
Will Smith said:
He finally gets upstairs, about to get into the shower, when his wife stops and sais: &quot:oh lord my dear, vat happened to you" With anger and annoyance he looks at her and sais " Holy mother of Hindu, ive been vhite for 5 minutes, and im a let you finish but its F40PH time BELAIR!"
 
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