So this asian...

[Nid@l]

man marries a virgin asian women, and on the night of their honeymoon, he brings her over to the bed and slowly removes her clothes and his. He stares her deeply in the eyes and sais with an accent "my love, you haf save yoself fo me, so tonight, i give you anyfing, i do anyfing" so she stares back at him pondering her idea's and gently sais: "i want 69".. so he not really being experienced was a little confused and decided to repeat himself "I will do anyfing" so she sais in a louder voice " I WANT 69" ...now really confused, he pulls back and looks at her and sais: "you want beef wif brocorri?"

haha its better in person, i can do the accent well.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Here's a video of that joke being told:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

 

[dead mike]

whoa double lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

 

[Brains]

[quote1287640255=dead mike]
whoa double lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
[/quote1287640255]

lol over 13 million views. This youtube group must be getting so much money, every video has 5+ mil views

 

[wh1te]

LOL cricket

 

[Narf!]

[quote1287664502=Shotgun Jesus]
Here's a video of that joke being told:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQFEY9RIRJA

[/quote1287664502]
FFFFUUUUUUUU- I can't believe I fell for that!!! ARRRRGGGHH!!!!

 

[Leroy]

I don't click on TD links anymore, and as the asian representative here at TD, I'm shocked and appalled by nothing.

 

[68cal]

i lold, i still dont get the joke tho

 

[B.From.Acc]

lol ^^^ asian restaurant menu, number 69 being beef with broccoli?

 

[Narf!]

[quote1287681528=Leroy]

I don't click on TD links anymore, and as the asian representative here at TD, I'm shocked and appalled by nothing.
[/quote1287681528]
I though you were black.

 

[Leroy]

I never said I wasn't. I'm just hte azn representative. dummy.

 

[Narf!]

[quote1287681818=B.From.Acc]
lol ^^^ asian restaurant menu, number 69 being beef with broccoli?
[/quote1287681818]
HOLY SHIT BOB! That avatar is scarier than SJ's Picachu avatar...

 

[B.From.Acc]

hahaha! ^^ awesome

 

[47]

omg ! Narf is alive !

 

[thomastronics]

I fell for Shotgun's bullshit again lol.
Just when i was thinking to myself, how on earth did you find this joke on youtube!?

 

[Hinouchi]

Hahahaha I got AIDS cricketed!! >.<