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"Smoking intervention ideas" (no thread jacking plz)

We have a coop student doing work at our office. We're pretty much health orientated here so the fact that our coop like to smoke cigarettes constitutes for an intervention office prank. So far we came up with (while he walks away from his computer which he conveniently leaves unlocked), we will be replacing his desktop with some images of black lungs and maybe brains that have smoked, we are going to try to Google a mouse cursor that resembles a cigarette (don't have this yet, anyone can find one?). Since you guys appear to be crafty homos I figured I'd probe (not anally) your minds to see if there are additional ideas. Anyone?
 

Hinouchi

TD Admin
[quote1281655730=Shotgun Jesus]
You know you're a newfag when we jack your threads :D
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AGAIN! lol
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
mcdonalds wallapaper

edit: ohh ohh ohh !!! sick idea. put a little bit of cocaine in his coffee/drink every day. do it for a couple weeks and then stop and watch him FREAK OUT !
 

mandy

TD Member
Just punch him right in the face. This is obviously the best idea yet.
Break his fucking nose.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
[quote1281675156=47]
mcdonalds wallapaper

edit: ohh ohh ohh !!! sick idea. put a little bit of cocaine in his coffee/drink every day. do it for a couple weeks and then stop and watch him FREAK OUT !
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg you Russian Spy!

That's fuckin hilarious.. but a costly joke lol
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
i think it works best if u inject that shit, orally prob the worst.

....maybe get your student the nicotine patch, its good support for handling nicotine withdrawal. +1 to the pics of black lungs and stroked out brain or something, not saying it won't happen anyways, but smoking pretty much ensures a slow painful death....
 

[503]Hoggslayer

TD Member
replace his smokes with fentanyl laced ones for a month it will be easy to do and he will just go away, he will have no choice the withdrawals will disable him.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
Tap him on the shoulder, and when he turns around stab him in the throat with a pair of scissors. It gets them all the time.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1281710286=Shotgun Jesus]
Tap him on the shoulder, and when he turns around stab him in the throat with a pair of scissors. It gets them all the time.
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This.
 
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