omission
TD Admin
Signs You Are No Longer a Kid:
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1.You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2.You can live without sex but not without glasses.
3.Your back goes out more than you do.
4.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
5.You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
6.You are proud of your lawn mower.
7.You sing along with the elevator music.
8.You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
9.You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
10.You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11.You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
12.You make an appointment to see the dentist.
13.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14.Neighbors borrow your tools.
15.You take a metal detector to the beach.
16.You wear black socks with sandals.
17.Your ears are hairier than your head.
18.You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
19.You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
20.You got cable for the weather channel.
21.You can go bowling without drinking.
22.You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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1.You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
2.You can live without sex but not without glasses.
3.Your back goes out more than you do.
4.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
5.You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
6.You are proud of your lawn mower.
7.You sing along with the elevator music.
8.You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
9.You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
10.You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11.You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
12.You make an appointment to see the dentist.
13.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14.Neighbors borrow your tools.
15.You take a metal detector to the beach.
16.You wear black socks with sandals.
17.Your ears are hairier than your head.
18.You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
19.You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
20.You got cable for the weather channel.
21.You can go bowling without drinking.
22.You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
... but im not old
