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omission

TD Admin
1. You debate who’d win a fight – Han Solo or Indiana Jones
2. You play and finish a Final Fantasy game…and then go back and play it again with the cheats     and walkthroughs
3. You own more than five comic books
4. You have practiced putting on condoms
5. You go to conventions to meet chicks
6. You spend most of your online time trying, unsuccessfully, to hack into porn sites
7. You have bought Happy Meals just for the Star Wars toys
8. You’ve taped butter knives to your hands and pretended to be Wolverine
9. You actually think Britney Spears is hot
10.You have a tattoo written in Chinese or Japanese
11.You think girls don’t like you because they’re all bitches
12.You think Iron Chef is cool
13.You actually think the Mets have a good baseball team
14.You’re computer screen is bigger than your television
15.You’re a regular at karaoke nights
16.You sleep with a night light
17.You tell people you don't have a jealous bone in your body
18.You've convinced yourself size doesn't matter
19.Your favorite phrase is, it's all good
20.You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep.
21.Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody."
22.Phone sex operators keep hanging up on you.
23.You spend your vacation chasin' lizards.
24.You got offended by this list
25.The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric,
    "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out."
 

Roach

TD Admin
You play and finish a Final Fantasy game…and then go back and play it again with the cheats and walkthroughs - I did this :(

You actually think Britney Spears is hot - at some point, i think everyone did.

You think girls don’t like you because they’re all bitches - they are.

You spend your vacation chasin' lizards. - whats wrong with this?

You got offended by this list - ur a dickhead omission lol
 

adam::davis

2011 Troll of the Year
[quote1288283344=Roach]
You play and finish a Final Fantasy game…and then go back and play it again with the cheats and walkthroughs - I did this :(

[/quote1288283344]

it's all good.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
26. You play css religiously, using the worst weapons (re: mp5) just for a stupid fucking achievement.

~905/1000 for mp5
~450/500 for mac10
 

iSeize

TD Admin
i got my knife veteran achieve twice over by now.

also, i relate to Final Fantasy too roach. games so much more fun when you can power through it.
 

wh1te

TD Member
Lol i did the final fantasy thing aswell.

As for #1, indiana jones cuz his father is sean connery
 

LT_Clash

TD Member
even if Indiana Jones won that fight, an angry wookie would rip his arms off shortly after, either way he looses.

note: Indiana Jones and wookie were in my spell-check dictinary...
 

marinerevenge

TD Member
4. You have practiced putting on condoms - i did this when i was like 13.

14.You’re computer screen is bigger than your television - I don't watch television.. i lose by default.
 
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