Servers unavailable.

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Did we run out of orphans to throw in the furnace?

 

[zackychuu]

Our host is getting DDoSed - http://darklygaming.com/forum/threads/ddos-against-host.13348/

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Did we run out of orphans to throw in the furnace?

Yes.

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

Yes.

Highly technical, to-the-point.

 

[Cmp™]

If this keeps up, we'll have to sacrifice people with glorious glutes. Sorry, HEB, you're next.

 

[Kenny Shrooms]

Ight boys this is the plan
We use keys to attract silly traders on an empty server
Once they take the bait we trap them and use the as sacrifices to bring back the servers.
Similar to Hansel and Gretel but I assure you we are smarter than to climb into the oven(in our case, a ritual circle)...right?

 

[Handsome E. Buttocks]

If this keeps up, we'll have to sacrifice people with glorious glutes. Sorry, HEB, you're next.

Was only a matter of time, I suppose. Eventually everyone wants a piece.

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

i thought our servers were powered by aids

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Without LB our AIDS is considerably lower.

 

[ᴰᴳᴺ Church of KFC]

Maybe its time we upgraded from orphans to new born babies?

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

Maybe its time we upgraded from orphans to new born babies?

 

[☭Balthamous☭]

Ight boys this is the plan
We use keys to attract silly traders on an empty server
Once they take the bait we trap them and use the as sacrifices to bring back the servers.
Similar to Hansel and Gretel but I assure you we are smarter than to climb into the oven(in our case, a ritual circle)...right?

Thats one expensive bread crumb trail x)

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

I've tried everything I could think of. Servers are still fucked. Ran out of fucks to give.

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

about time tf2 died anyways

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Yeah, try taking up a new hobby or something. Like killing yourselves.

 

[Gatherix]

Yeah, try taking up a new hobby or something. Like killing yourselves.

Practice makes perfect.

 

[☭Balthamous☭]

about time tf2 died anyways

Keys are 17 ref, Buds are price fixed every year. Gaben is the Illuminati. Still worth it.

 

[ᴰᴳᴺ Church of KFC]

Keys are 17 ref, Buds are price fixed every year. Gaben is the Illuminati. Still worth it.

17 F*CKING REF?!

 

[DARKLY | Pixar's Ham]

how do you even afford keys now

 

[☭Balthamous☭]

how do you even afford keys now

The second mortgage and work for the Italian mafia always helps.