Robbers Cable/Internet

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
So, i have rogers cable and internet at home.

I was wondering if anyone here knows whether or not using a splitter to get the regular analog cable on multiple TVs is against their ToS/illegal?
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
It is, but who gives a flying fuck? Everyone does that shit. The techfags who have come to look at my box see this and do/say nothing.

Split away, SB. Split away.
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
You are usually allowed 3-4 jacks with the basic plan anyways....
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
I had some fucker come into my house to fix my internet... in the process i showed him the panel and he disconnected all the splitters, he even took them with him. (pretty much disconnected all the cable in the house)

I asked what the fuck he was doing and he told me we're not allowed to use them.

I called in and complained telling them their brown fucking techie made a mess in my house, was rude as fuck and at one point even changed the tv channel to channel 4 and watched some hindu whatever the fuck show for a couple minutes. When i mentioned the splitter incident, the guy on the phones like, yah i dont think youre supposed to have those.
You think? The fuck you mean you think? You work there for gods sake.

So i go online to talk to their "live support" (some brown guy from buttfuck nowhere) to see what they say. I ask him about the splitters and he says they dont condone it but they cant really do anything about it. If a techie comes into my house and sees it, he'll remove it but thats about it.

Pretty lame. Ive been using splitters for cable for as long as i can remember.

Edit: This happened before i posted.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
Dude, you should always watch these fags like a hawk. And if he takes your property you take it right back. Don't let brown guy leave with your splitters, you paki.

Sure he can disconnect them, but take them? Fuck that noise.

In memory of your splitters, I think I'll go disconnect the filter across the street and get more channels. Then I'll chuck it in the sewer.
 

Shortbus

Professional Cocksucker
Apparently i was told if its not rogers equipment hooked up there he can take it. Pretty retarded.

Oh and i was watching this guy the entire time. I even asked him if hes gonna hook it back up before he leaves and he told me to wait. Then after he finished up with the internet he just walks out the door, lol wtf?
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
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Apparently i was told if its not rogers equipment hooked up there he can take it. Pretty retarded.
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Says who? Rogers? Your house, your splitter. He can't take shit. Should have rear naked choked him out and put a screwdriver in his ass.

Or, rear naked choke, then drag him outside, sit him in the driver seat of his van, and leave him to wake up there on his own. What's he going to go tell his boss? The customer knocked me out and put me in my van? Who the fuck is going to believe that?

Or take Leon's advice:

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glock

TD Admin
LOL
my cable Co. came in and replaced all splitters with there own...read the small print when you sign on with them.......think they can take any childern as well....
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
Usually your only allowed 1 tv line with basic, and to 4 tv lines with the premium pluss/digital service. Thats how cogeco works.

They always take my splitters too, but then i go switch boxes cause mines "broken", and bam i have new splitters lol
 
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