Quotes?

[Bladeswinga]

What are some favorite quotes of the peeps here? Figured I'd test the waters before just diving in. I'm a lurker at heart...

"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

"'Wait.... what're you old dusty buttcheeks doing now?' 'Butt-cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- [WARNING: FABRICATOR GENERAL HAS MALFUNCTIONED. SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED]"

There, I started

 

[Leroy]

haha, we have epic TD quotes thread somewhere

 

[Dr. Zoidberg]

ya its crickets tho

 

[Bladeswinga]

Found the bigger quotes thread, and am slowly making my way through it... funny stuff

 

[Freak]

 

[Rei]

"SEDUCE ME"

heeheeeheee

 

[DarkPaladinPrime]

"Time does not stand still. Change is the law of life and those who dwell in the past or the present are certain to miss the future." -JFK

Works pretty well against stubborn people.

 

[Gatherix]

"Your quote is stupid"

- Me

 

[Bladeswinga]

This thing's waking up again? Ok, let's add some then...

"Time ta switch me shoota from tickle to slap!" - Ork Warboss, I don't know the context.

*drops a clean laddle at work* "well, you're going in the overbin night" - Me, when tired

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."