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Preparing for the Apocalypse!!!

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47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1234499730=Narf!]
[quote1234498853=47]
narf, no wai u can throw better than 90% stick rate ! i can do that with medium power. power is hard.
[/quote1234498853]

It's all in the wrist. Come out to the next meet and I'll show you, you gypsy!
[/quote1234499730]
can u ram them in there full force ???
ALSO, where did you buy throwing knives ?!? i want
i notice that i can only get the knife in when i get used to a certain distance. if i change distance i cant stick it.
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
[quote1234500821=Steve]
[quote1234498579=dead mike]
add some level IV armour (getting hit with an awp would tickle) , no one, not even the motherfucking pigs will be able to take me on.
[/quote1234498579]


I hope you're really not that retarded. Buddy even if type 4 kevlar armor can stop the bullet of a rifle of that caliber, you're still going to die from the impact or be incompasitated long enough for them to fire again.

kevlar is a need, but don't count on it to save you're life. Try not getting shot :)


[/quote1234500821]

http://www.policeone.com/police-pro...ax-Pro-Police-Armor-Level-IV-Ballistic-Plate/

body armor is designed to spread out the impact so you can take those shots, they will probably actually feel like a solid punch, but im sure they would still allow you to return fire.
 
[quote1234506857=Mel Gibson Jr]
wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing I know lots of people that guns even assault riffles
[/quote1234506857]

???? Have another drink, then sleep it off and type something we can understand. There are a lot of conjunctives that are missing that help make the sentence make sense.

[quote1234506857=Mel Gibson Jr]
wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing I know lots of,[/quote1234506857]

OR

[quote1234506857=Mel Gibson Jr]
wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing I know [/quote1234506857]

but then it would be followed by your:

[quote1234506857=Mel Gibson Jr]
lots of people that guns even assault riffles
[/quote1234506857]

I tried to reread it but gave up and posted this.


Here it is proper: wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing, I know lots of people that HAVE guns, even assault riffles.


Anytime you want to punch in my face is fine. How often do you get to punch your dad?

CHECK your answers....on all tests ....please.

<3

Edit: blush..typo
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1234529571=Spinny]
[quote1234499399=Narf!]
[quote1234498853=47]
narf, no wai u can throw better than 90% stick rate ! i can do that with medium power. power is hard.
[/quote1234498853]

It's all in the wrist. Come out to the next meet and I'll show you, you gypsy!
[/quote1234499399]

I wouldn't put it past narf. he has pledged a considerable amount of time workin' up that wrist strength/technique, jerkin it that is :D
[/quote1234529571]

Fair enough.

But my wrist strength *has* gone down considerably ever since you started jerkin' it for me.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1234529623=47]
[quote1234499730=Narf!]
[quote1234498853=47]
narf, no wai u can throw better than 90% stick rate ! i can do that with medium power. power is hard.
[/quote1234498853]

It's all in the wrist. Come out to the next meet and I'll show you, you gypsy!
[/quote1234499730]
can u ram them in there full force ???
ALSO, where did you buy throwing knives ?!? i want
i notice that i can only get the knife in when i get used to a certain distance. if i change distance i cant stick it.
[/quote1234529623]

I have 3 that I bought at the Ex (CNE) a few year ago. When it's warm and I'm bored I just thrown them at my wooden fence in the backyard from all sorts of distances :)
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
[quote1234535141=Mel Gibson Jr]
wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing I know lots of people that guns even assault riffles
[/quote1234535141]

thats why you have retards shooting up in schools, and husbands murdering their families and then popping one in the head.

anyone that says they have a gun for &quot;range shooting only&quot; is kidding themselves, given the right circumstances, a gun owner will shoot another human being.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
guns just add a finality to it. You can't go back, you can't erase, you can't heal.


Regardless, if any cop ever came knocking on my door to remove my rifles given to me by my great grandfather who fought in WW1, the fight would be on. And I would not lose.
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
[quote1234542861=Leroy]
guns just add a finality to it. You can't go back, you can't erase, you can't heal.


Regardless, if any cop ever came knocking on my door to remove my rifles given to me by my great grandfather who fought in WW1, the fight would be on. And I would not lose.

[/quote1234542861]

you materialistic fuck.
 

Propaganda

TD Member
All you guys are on crack with your talk of guns in the end days. Most of us will be busy trying to get food and clean water, avoiding disease and saving our families. The guns will be useless, you will trade them for a fucking twinkie or a bottle of water.

As far as Canadian gun laws, you can own whatever you want, even restricted firearms such as an AR-15, Deagle, whatever, but you can't pack them around, they need to stay at home, locked and trigger guarded, stored separate from your locked ammo. So what's the point, unless there is a war here and no one will give a fuck if you walk around with your AR-15. I don't own these types of weapons myself but know some guys that do. Most of what I have is for sporting purposes.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
[quote1234543236=Fork Included]
[quote1234542861=Leroy]
guns just add a finality to it. You can't go back, you can't erase, you can't heal.


Regardless, if any cop ever came knocking on my door to remove my rifles given to me by my great grandfather who fought in WW1, the fight would be on. And I would not lose.

[/quote1234542861]

you materialistic fuck.

[/quote1234543236]

You fucking bolshevik, its a fucking honour, like passing the torch of the family. Like, &quot;This gun is the only reason you're on this planet, because this saved my life.&quot;
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
[quote1234543355=Propaganda]
All you guys are on crack with your talk of guns in the end days. Most of us will be busy trying to get food and clean water, avoiding disease and saving our families. The guns will be useless, you will trade them for a fucking twinkie or a bottle of water.

As far as Canadian gun laws, you can own whatever you want, even restricted firearms such as an AR-15, Deagle, whatever, but you can't pack them around, they need to stay at home, locked and trigger guarded, stored separate from your locked ammo. So what's the point, unless there is a war here and no one will give a fuck if you walk around with your AR-15. I don't own these types of weapons myself but know some guys that do. Most of what I have is for sporting purposes.
[/quote1234543355]

So lemme get this straight, you're going to trade me your hunting rifle for a twinkie? DEAL
 

auron

TD Admin
[quote1234545967=Fork Included]
[quote1234535141=Mel Gibson Jr]
wow man that sucks, Guns here are nothing I know lots of people that guns even assault riffles
[/quote1234535141]

thats why you have retards shooting up in schools, and husbands murdering their families and then popping one in the head.

anyone that says they have a gun for &quot;range shooting only&quot; is kidding themselves, given the right circumstances, a gun owner will shoot another human being.
[/quote1234545967]
I would shoot some piece of shit trying to break into my house in a second. Then I would teabag them Halo style.
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
What if this poor person was starving to death and couldn't feed his family?


Aww I'm just fucking with you. I'd shoot him in his legs then torture him to death.

If it was a her, then you can guess what would happen next.

&quot;ring ring: steve: come over, I got something for you to take a look at&quot;
 

auron

TD Admin
[quote1234547963=Leroy]

What if this poor person was starving to death and couldn't feed his family?

[/quote1234547963]
That's the reply I expected from Fork. There are good and bad ways to handle every hardship in life, some of those ways have worse consequences than others. There is not a person in the US or Canada who has any chance of starving to death (unless they're mentally incapable of feeding themselves, and hide from anyone who can take care of them). We waste so much food... all you have to do is look in any dumpster. Worst case scenario? Start pissing all over everything in public, get arrested, get a free meal and a bed.
End Rant.
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
[quote1234548478=Leroy]
[quote1234543355=Propaganda]
All you guys are on crack with your talk of guns in the end days. Most of us will be busy trying to get food and clean water, avoiding disease and saving our families. The guns will be useless, you will trade them for a fucking twinkie or a bottle of water.

[/quote1234548478]

or u can put a gun in their face and say: &quot;tha twinkie or your life motherfucker&quot;
or you can form an armed gang and take over the twinkie factory. then proclaim yourself as protector of the human race by feeding people twinkies and protecting them. build a fallout3 style city around the twinkie factory with fence. train more troops and fight rival gangs for more weapons/loot/vehicles. capture slaves from other gangs.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1234550287=Leroy]
[quote1234543355=Propaganda]
All you guys are on crack with your talk of guns in the end days. Most of us will be busy trying to get food and clean water, avoiding disease and saving our families. The guns will be useless, you will trade them for a fucking twinkie or a bottle of water.

As far as Canadian gun laws, you can own whatever you want, even restricted firearms such as an AR-15, Deagle, whatever, but you can't pack them around, they need to stay at home, locked and trigger guarded, stored separate from your locked ammo. So what's the point, unless there is a war here and no one will give a fuck if you walk around with your AR-15. I don't own these types of weapons myself but know some guys that do. Most of what I have is for sporting purposes.
[/quote1234543355]

So lemme get this straight, you're going to trade me your hunting rifle for a twinkie? DEAL
[/quote1234550287]

psst...Leroy, shoot him with the hunting rifle he just gave you and take back the twinkie...
 

auron

TD Admin
[quote1234553534=OG buckshot jr]
Wow, we all play way too many games, way too often - just look at the shit we come up with !! lol
[/quote1234553534]
pew pew!
 

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member
Ya think of 28 days later. The few left over arm folk pinned up in that mansion. The set up a barricade. They work together well when they get raided. No how to survive. Those will be the few to survive the longest. The ones with the training in survival. Till they go crazy when a vagina shows up. A woman can ruin it all. You guys and your bukkake room might cause chaos and death to you all in your bunker. Better off with self masturbation. Or just gay like steve and pyro like that on css picture lol
 
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