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Preparing for the Apocalypse!!!

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Fork Included

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there was a decommissioned missile silo on sale about a year ago through ebay, i think it ended up going for half a mil or something. we should look into that.

also i'm down for the condom and the bukkake room and all... but.. we'll have chicks,... right?
 

B3tt3rMan

Former TD Member
Y2K all over again, the idea that there is a predetermined "end" of the world is ridiculous.

PS: I have a air rifle, closest I'll ever come to owning a gun, she is pin point accurate up to about 100 ft.
 

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member
Hey its my thread so I should have a ticket into that bunker. I'm down for that. AK's definatly sounds good though. What's the point of condoms if its the apocalypse. I'm sure there's more to be worried about. Unless all you guys are dirty and carrying
 
Narf, you'll be shot dead long before your sword or knives have the advantage. I'm not talking about some silly Zombie apocalypse, I'm talking about the real thing: somehow, someway, the end of modern civilization. The lights go out and STAY out! Then the gas stops flowing, the natural gas stops flowing, then we watch chaos begin to happen. No more grocery stores, or any stores, because no supplies are moving.

The REAL enemy is every other person not related to you.

Now you need to know how to survive, really survive: Catch food, defend yourself, make fire, make tools, heal/repair yourself, grow food, where to look for food, what to eat and what NOT to eat.

I'm with Pyro, bow and arrow will become the best weapon, eventually. Get the fuck out of the urban areas ASAP..better to do that before. Let the 1-10 Million people per city kill themselves off and use up their ammo doing it.

After that a firearm will actually draw attention to yourself and bring trouble, lots of it. Use only when absolutely necessary! Good idea to make/use a silencer when discharging a firearm.

Who has the best chance of surviving? Hollywood has it all wrong, it's certainly not going to be US office pukes, it's going to be people with proper RL training: Military and Police mostly.
Edit: oh and maybe some of us techy folks who know how to make bows and arrows and tools and basic medical facts, etc.

Good luck folks.
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
i'm not a very good knife thrower

but i can throw a hatchet at about 30 feet with good accuracy. even if it doesnt stick it would knock you out.

now if it was double sided.. mmmmmmm
 

Propaganda

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I kill to eat, I will be fine. As far as the rest of you city slickers good luck in your bunkers with your ak's and glocks muahahahaha...[br][link={e_FILE}public/1234491025_4_FT16217_picture_023.jpg][img:width=120&height=80]{e_FILE}public/1234491025_4_FT16217_picture_023_.jpg[/img][/link][br]
 

Fork Included

TD Admin
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wait you can't own guns in Canada?
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you can, but it is very bothersom to obtain a licence, let alone a gun

and once you do own a gun, you pretty much can only use it at the range, if you take it to a range, you have to notify a special person that you are doing so,

if guns are stored in a home, ammo and guns must be kept seperatly under soem form of a lock


in canada, as far as i know, if you get cought with a weapon of any sort outside of your home, and you have no paperwork to explain why you have it on you, you are fucked.

so you have to be either a true gun nut, or a gangsta, to bother getting a gun in canada.
 

Ba Chicka Wa Wa

TD Member
I'm glad my post has gotten this much response. This is entertaining. I'm starting to be on board with kirock. Get the fuck out of dodge into the woods. Red Dawn style.
 
Fork's got it right, about handguns. You CAN own a hunting rifle with a lot less paperwork, but Prop can better explain those details.
Edit: you got it right Ba chicka, get the fuck outta Dodge while you have the chance. If you stay with all your Glocks and Barrettes and shotguns, someone is going to get the 1st shot. no matter how good you are as a shooter....shit happens. How long you live in CSS, 2, 3 rounds? This is for real now.
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
[quote1234493125=Kirock]

The REAL enemy is every other person not related to you.

I'm with Pyro, bow and arrow will become the best weapon, eventually. Get the fuck out of the urban areas ASAP..better to do that before. Let the 1-10 Million people per city kill themselves off and use up their ammo doing it.

After that a firearm will actually draw attention to yourself and bring trouble, lots of it. Use only when absolutely necessary! Good idea to make/use a silencer when discharging a firearm.

Who has the best chance of surviving? Hollywood has it all wrong, it's certainly not going to be US office pukes, it's going to be people with proper RL training: Military and Police mostly.
Edit: oh and maybe some of us techy folks who know how to make bows and arrows and tools and basic medical facts, etc.

Good luck folks.

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"not related to you. "

HA! if my cousin trys to leech off me for survival I'll put 1 between his eyes no mercy!!

only family I would protect would be my mother, father, brothers, and sister. Everyone else is on their own!

And don't worry about running out of ammo, we would all be dead long before that happens.

I think I would be able to survive longer then most, how ever lets all be realistic we would all be dead in a few years of total anarchy. Best bet for survival would be small communes(sp?) where everyone involved brings a strong positive to the group as a whole.



but true that with the silencers! to bad they are illegal to own in my state or I would get one for my future 1911 when I turn 21.

my current arsenal:
remmington 870
kabar combat knife(x2)

Future arsenal:

remmington 870
ak47(romanian mostlikely)
1911 .45
some cheap 9mm and/or .22
kabar (x2)
 
Well true that about cousins, but you know what I mean, you're less likely (and hopefully so in opposite) to shot/kill someone you know more personally.

Yes we would all be dead in a few years of total anarchy, but people (humans) have away of grouping together in common interest (we are social creatures) and defending as a group our common interest. So YES society will NEVER die, it may break up into multiple small pockets, but eventually our need to socialize will draw these pockets together again...like gravity.

The trick is to live long enough and support your local group enough to see it happen again.

Bring skills to the table bitches!
 

dead mike

TD Member, Legend, Puncher of Faces, Chatbox King
tl/dr the whole thread, but as far as i know ar 15s are legal to own in canada with a PAL, and with that i'd strap on an also legal M203 grenade launcher. add some level IV armour (getting hit with an awp would tickle) , no one, not even the motherfucking pigs will be able to take me on.


i predict shit will hit the fan when banks close and atms stop working.
 
I don't mean killing skills bitches, think of Gilligan's Island.

Who brought the most to the table? The Skipper and the Professor.

This brings up a whole new reason why we were indoctrinated to the Flintstones!
 

Narf!

TD Admin
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narf, no wai u can throw better than 90% stick rate ! i can do that with medium power. power is hard.
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It's all in the wrist. Come out to the next meet and I'll show you, you gypsy!
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
[quote1234498579=dead mike]
add some level IV armour (getting hit with an awp would tickle) , no one, not even the motherfucking pigs will be able to take me on.
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I hope you're really not that retarded. Buddy even if type 4 kevlar armor can stop the bullet of a rifle of that caliber, you're still going to die from the impact or be incompasitated long enough for them to fire again.

kevlar is a need, but don't count on it to save you're life. Try not getting shot :)
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
[quote1234499399=Narf!]
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narf, no wai u can throw better than 90% stick rate ! i can do that with medium power. power is hard.
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It's all in the wrist. Come out to the next meet and I'll show you, you gypsy!
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I wouldn't put it past narf. he has pledged a considerable amount of time workin' up that wrist strength/technique, jerkin it that is :D
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
[quote1234499465=Kirock]
I don't mean killing skills bitches, think of Gilligan's Island.

Who brought the most to the table? The Skipper and the Professor.

This brings up a whole new reason why we were indoctrinated to the Flintstones!

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If i was the skipper I would have killed gilligan and the two rich fags, and just tied up the movie star and rape her at will!!!!
 
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