your birthdays are coming up! pay your bills on time!
i was born on august 16, 1986. that makes me 24; a leo in the western zodiac and a fire tiger in the eastern. i wouldn't even wipe my ass with a horoscope so it doesn't make a lick of difference but it's good to know i was at least born constant in the eyes of the gypsies that spend their lives reading palms and tea leaves