Brains Is A Fag
DARKLY Regular
Note: A unnecessary amount of vulgarity ahead.
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The title gives this fucking animal no justice. This fucking crustacean, this goddamn animal is the reason I wake up in the morning, cry tears of joy, collect said tears, freeze them in an ice tray, and give them to my mom to put in her drinks. I swear to Christ, I nearly soil myself reading about the Pistol Shrimp. You all are thinking I'm exaggerating, and talking it up, NO. This shit is cooler than Bionicles, or your mom's Legos. Like, imagine your younger sibling just excreting balloons out of their pores. This shit is just nuts, it's like the shrimp version of fucking Astro Boy. If you're not sweating, vomiting, having a seizure, experiencing multiple aneurysms in your limbs, or punching random shit, you are not ready to see this shit. Before watching this, make sure you punch something. If your mom asks why your lamp is cut in halves, look her in her fucking eyes and say, "ITS FUCKING PUNCH GENERATES 10,000C OF HEAT MOM EAT A SHIT," and then karate chop her in the ear or something. Get pumped.
Evidence this is the coolest mother fucker:
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The title gives this fucking animal no justice. This fucking crustacean, this goddamn animal is the reason I wake up in the morning, cry tears of joy, collect said tears, freeze them in an ice tray, and give them to my mom to put in her drinks. I swear to Christ, I nearly soil myself reading about the Pistol Shrimp. You all are thinking I'm exaggerating, and talking it up, NO. This shit is cooler than Bionicles, or your mom's Legos. Like, imagine your younger sibling just excreting balloons out of their pores. This shit is just nuts, it's like the shrimp version of fucking Astro Boy. If you're not sweating, vomiting, having a seizure, experiencing multiple aneurysms in your limbs, or punching random shit, you are not ready to see this shit. Before watching this, make sure you punch something. If your mom asks why your lamp is cut in halves, look her in her fucking eyes and say, "ITS FUCKING PUNCH GENERATES 10,000C OF HEAT MOM EAT A SHIT," and then karate chop her in the ear or something. Get pumped.
Evidence this is the coolest mother fucker:
- *At this point your pants should be moderately wet*
- Now you should be dense with shit in your volcanic underwear.
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