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Pick-Up Lines

omission

TD Admin
Pick-Up Lines
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1.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

2.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

3.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

4.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

5.My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

6.My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

7.Can I flirt with you?

8.Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

9.If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

10.I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

11.Is it hot in here or is it just you?

12.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

13.Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

14.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

15.Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

16.I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

17.I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
 

mandy

TD Member
3.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

wooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww............
 

Leroy

2012 Troll of the Year
19. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
47: If my mating not success, i will be executed.
 

TurboTaco

TD Admin
This is my mating call! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
 

mandy

TD Member
[quote1260985909=Watermelon Jack]
Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in 'em. ;)
[/quote1260985909]
lol tool
 
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