My buddy called me this morning, awkward.
"Hey man... my ipad just went black whats wrong?"
"
h, didn't know you had one how do you like it?"
"It's awesome, I'm a fan of the porn. I was just watching some"
"Haha, yeah, you gotta know the right sites. So, what happened to it?"
"Well, I was just using it, looked away for a minute, looked back and it was black"
"... so you're telling me that 10 seconds ago you were jerking it, looked away to finish, and your ipad broke.. and you called me to tell me?"
".... yeah."
"h. well, hold in the home and sleep button for a few seconds"
"cool dude, that fixed it"
"alright. later."
"Hey man... my ipad just went black whats wrong?"
"
h, didn't know you had one how do you like it?" "It's awesome, I'm a fan of the porn. I was just watching some"
"Haha, yeah, you gotta know the right sites. So, what happened to it?"
"Well, I was just using it, looked away for a minute, looked back and it was black"
"... so you're telling me that 10 seconds ago you were jerking it, looked away to finish, and your ipad broke.. and you called me to tell me?"
".... yeah."
"
h. well, hold in the home and sleep button for a few seconds""cool dude, that fixed it"
"alright. later."
