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Omission™ Confession!

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Death

TD Admin
Omission....you are not the oldest on here.... I think I have the prize for that. I was there when you naded fire last night. It was cool. Welcome and don't post any pics of your daughters ... these horny young bucks ( Kirock included ) will just make sprays of them and photoshop them and do disgusting things to them. Just send the pics to me.
 
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[quote1240027798=Kirock]
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I have been amazed at how many older players I have come across. It's sweet
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You're a pig! Have some respect you fancy pants gangster!


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I was like WTF?? for a minute... then LOL.
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"Nice looking boy, not too bright though"; The Oracle, Matrix, 1999.
 

Narf!

TD Admin
[quote1240068544=Death]
Omission....you are not the oldest on here.... I think I have the prize for that. I was there when you naded fire last night. It was cool. Welcome and don't post any pics of your daughters ... these horny young bucks ( Kirock included ) will just make sprays of them and photoshop them and do disgusting things to them. Just send the pics to me.
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...yes...and let Death do all the aforementioned stuff... -_-
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
good stuff, omission. glad to hear that ur having fun on TD !!!
 

Narf!

TD Admin
way to ruin it for the rest of us vinny!!!

Omission, my friends always tell me, if you see a family with 3 daughters, you know they were *really* hoping to get a son on the third, and after that, they said "fuck it! I don't want to risk it again" Did that apply to you also?

whether you post pics or not, you can still answer my 2 questions no?
 

Hawk-Eye

TD Member
LoL that might ctually be true...my aunt's family is like that LOL
4 girls LOL

the father wanted a son but on the fourth one they are like fuck this shit LOL
 
I don't see a problem with age and gaming. My dad's getting up there and i buy him the occasional game for Christmas or birthdays.
 
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LoL that might ctually be true...my aunt's family is like that LOL
4 girls LOL

the father wanted a son but on the fourth one they are like fuck this shit LOL
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Well it's actually the man's sperm that determines the sex of the child. And here's another thing you youngins might need to know in the future (being a father, and at the time trying to get my wife pregnant, I looked this stuff up): the male sperm swims faster, but the female sperm lives longer. There is only a 48-72 hour window in a whole month to get your girl preg. Males sperms live about 48 hrs, female ones can live up to 72 hrs.

Class dismissed, get back to killing enemy!
 

td|35mm

TD Admin
[quote1240119697=Hawk-Eye]
LoL that might ctually be true...my aunt's family is like that LOL
4 girls LOL

the father wanted a son but on the fourth one they are like fuck this shit LOL
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^ I guess they didn't said Fcking it after the third one ...
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
[quote1240125287=Narf!]
way to ruin it for the rest of us vinny!!!

Omission, my friends always tell me, if you see a family with 3 daughters, you know they were *really* hoping to get a son on the third, and after that, they said "fuck it! I don't want to risk it again" Did that apply to you also?

whether you post pics or not, you can still answer my 2 questions no?
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he is obviously a protective father, and we are obviously a bad crowd. i blame 47.
 

Hawk-Eye

TD Member
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[quote1240102671=Hawk-Eye]
LoL that might ctually be true...my aunt's family is like that LOL
4 girls LOL

the father wanted a son but on the fourth one they are like fuck this shit LOL
[/quote1240102671]

Well it's actually the man's sperm that determines the sex of the child. And here's another thing you youngins might need to know in the future (being a father, and at the time trying to get my wife pregnant, I looked this stuff up): the male sperm swims faster, but the female sperm lives longer. There is only a 48-72 hour window in a whole month to get your girl preg. Males sperms live about 48 hrs, female ones can live up to 72 hrs.

Class dismissed, get back to killing enemy!

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48-72 hours window in a month? really, are you sure, at some point i believed that but when i asked a specialist out of curiosity he said something that getting pregnant is a lot more easier than you think.(unless of course you have sex once a month, then you only have 48-72 hour window LOL)

Anyways you could always try invitro LOL
although it isnt natural it could garantee a male LoL
Ironically, the teacher who taught us about how invitro is unethical was my ethics teacher, he said he wanted his wife to give birth to a son. LOL
 
Leave Omissions daughters alone you bastids! Heck, 3 girls, my daughter is 8 & I really do dreed the upcoming teenage years, my hair would be long gone if I had 3 of them.
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
Don't worry omission! No need to post pics! We will just assume your daughters hot, just like we assume low budgets sister is hot! And ices mom!

Lol joking aside, welcome to the server
 

Narf!

TD Admin
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Don't worry omission! No need to post pics! We will just assume your daughters hot, just like we assume low budgets sister is hot! And ices mom!

Lol joking aside, welcome to the server
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Oh yeah...Budget's sister...I forgot about that...
 
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