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North Korea

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TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
I was about to rage, but then saw that he did not suggest a nuke. da fak, man.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
I think Cock right - this is just a bunch of dick-swinging.

I've been reading up on this issue everyday since it popped up (using RSS for CNN, CBC, Reuters etc.).

North Korea - using threats to lift tougher sanctions.
US - Letting North Korea who really has the bigger dick, while seeing where China/Russia stand (Cold War, but modern Cold War - no violence.. yet).

I don't think anyone's launching shit, because they all know if they do, idiots like Pakistan and Iran will just fire whichever way and everyone's done.

EDIT: Cock, for copper. Doh! (thanks, Cock)
 

Cock

Cockilicious
Staff member
I think Cock's right - this is just a bunch of dick-swinging.
fixed!

North Korea - using threats to lift tougher sanctions.
US - Letting North Korea who really has the bigger dick, while seeing where China/Russia stand (Cold War, but modern Cold War - no violence.. yet).
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/02/north-korea-nuclear-facilities/2045035/
down the page has history of major events very interesting stuff. It all went down hill after G.Dub. Bush labeled them as an enemy, not that I'm saying he's wrong.

I'm really not understanding your whole "Modern cold war" idea. Cold War literally means no violence.
Or how NK has a bigger dick in this situation,

I don't think anyone's launching shit, because they all know if they do, idiots like Pakistan and Iran will just fire whichever way and everyone's done.

I don't believe Pakistan and Iran give fucks about NK, and NK gives zero fucks about them. If anything they are allies because they all hate the US.
I do believe that NK would totally launch a missile if it had a chance of hitting mainland US, even if it didn't have a bomb on it.
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...proves-nuclear-strike-on-america-8557680.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22021832

The US has announced it is moving an advanced missile defence system to the Pacific island of Guam as North Korea steps up its warlike rhetoric.

The latest statement from Pyongyang said its military had been given final approval to launch a nuclear strike.

On Wednesday, a statement attributed to the North Korean military said: "We formally inform the White House and Pentagon that the ever-escalating US hostile policy towards the DPRK [North Korea] and its reckless nuclear threat will be smashed by the strong will of all the united service personnel and people and cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear strike means of the DPRK and that the merciless operation of its revolutionary armed forces in this regard has been finally examined and ratified."

It warned war could break out on the Korean peninsula as early as "today or tomorrow".
 

TurboTaco

TD Admin
Kim jong un is really trying to establish his own legacy...of ashes lol

I dunno why the derp couldnt just fuckin be progressive and help his country stand on two legs on the world stage with dignity. The man-boy-pig could have undone all the years of retardedness his father and grandfather established. Too bad the other crazy son who was supposed to be leader fell out of favour for wanting to actually do some good shit for his country...and going to japan disney world with a fake chinese passport
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
I don't think he's in any position to make those kind of changes, whether he wants to or not.

Can't wait for Vice to put out the video of when they went with Dennis Rodman to NK. That should be interesting.
:kimjongun:
 

iCe

TD Admin
We need to do what we should have done in Afghanistan and Iraq, which is blow them off the face of the earth. (No Nukes, just air strikes and plenty of bombs)
 

Shotgun Jesus

TD Admin
Staff member
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/04/world/asia/koreas-tensions/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/04/politics/koreas-u-s-/index.html?hpt=hp_t1


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22035531
Meanwhile, Russia said Pyongyang's attempts to "violate decisions of the UN Security Council are categorically unacceptable".

"This radically complicates, if it doesn't in practice shut off, the prospects for resuming six-party talks," foreign ministry spokesman Alexander Lukashevich said in a statement on Thursday.
Uh oh, even Russia is starting to hulk up.
 

Steve

TD Admin | Bacon
Good luck NK, US ain't only sending the defense missilles over, we also sending our mobile super radars.

All you're base belong to us.


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