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New Doomsday Theory?

zackychuu

TD Admin / Wanker
Ah, I saved a message for this occasion.
Was meant for some dumb bitch on facebook who removed her status before I could post...

Alright.
I read somewhere a while ago, that the world will not end, because:
The whole idea of the world ending is based on the Mayan calendar, right?
Well, the Mayan calendar does not include the months of July or August, as they were added in by the Romans long after the Mayans had died out. It also does not account for any leap year days.
If we were still to use the Mayan calender as an actual calender, we would be in a completely different year by now and would have long passed 2012.

Another theory is that the Mayan calender that ends in 2012 was just the end of their long count calender, and after that one would have ended, they would have made a completely new calender to go beyond 2012.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
http://news.discovery.com/space/ray-villard-doomsday-theories.html
 

47

TD Admin, Chicken Licker, Top Shelf Sleeper
:dolan:goody, im gunna kil the wold on decembre 21


edit: @zacky: yep. same as any other calendar, when it ends, throw it the fuck away and get a new one.
 
:dolan:goody, stahp !
:gooby:
Ah, I saved a message for this occasion.
Was meant for some dumb bitch on facebook who removed her status before I could post...

Alright.
I read somewhere a while ago, that the world will not end, because:
The whole idea of the world ending is based on the Mayan calendar, right?
Well, the Mayan calendar does not include the months of July or August, as they were added in by the Romans long after the Mayans had died out. It also does not account for any leap year days.
If we were still to use the Mayan calender as an actual calender, we would be in a completely different year by now and would have long passed 2012.

Another theory is that the Mayan calender that ends in 2012 was just the end of their long count calender, and after that one would have ended, they would have made a completely new calender to go beyond 2012.

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html
http://news.discovery.com/space/ray-villard-doomsday-theories.html
I figured as such...still, why can't we, you know...get rid of these people who give false/wrong/misleading prophecies that life as we know it will end?

Get rid = set on fire.
 

Roach

TD Admin
i plan on skipping christmas gifts for everyone and just giving them all a card that says "sry, thought we were all gunna be dead. merry christmas."

also, i fucking love you sj
 

Wrath

DARKLY Middleman
A friend is going around looking at cars and complaining about some being clean and dirty on this 'end of the world' day.

inb4 rage quit

New Theory? How about new rule, anyone incorrectly predicts end of the world, is put to death by...lion!
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
Anyone have theories of their own on what may occur?
Yes, we will all get even more stupid after listening to yet another "World is gonna end" theory from some has-been on youtube, reading some bullshit "facts" from "scientists" or from some other ancient civilation...

Christ, what's next? Ancient pakies and their scriptures of a the world dying from not showering?
 
Yes, we will all get even more stupid after listening to yet another "World is gonna end" theory from some has-been on youtube, reading some bullshit "facts" from "scientists" or from some other ancient civilation...

Christ, what's next? Ancient pakies and their scriptures of a the world dying from not showering?
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Wrath

DARKLY Middleman
Whoa whoa whoa, are you guys trying to kill each other now? That's NOT how a Doomsday works! LOL.

I believe the world will blow up by a Supernova on 12.30.99 :3
 

Wrath

DARKLY Middleman
Anyone say Death to something yet? Lawl, notice all teh kiddies bringing guns to school? Wonder if doomsday will come like The Terminator.
 
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