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my family hates me but it's not what you think

My dogs got skunked about an hour ago and we just finished bathing them. This is why everyone hates me right now: Apparently the whole house smells but I can't smell so it doesn't bother me. While everyone else is febreezing everything and stuffing thingss up their nose I'm having a good laugh. The only downside is I more than likely stink but don't know it.
 

Spinny

TD Admin / Giant Faggot
lol I've been in that position, probably like 10 times. Its fucking horrible.... The trick is to not let the dog go running into your house afterwards and stinking up everywhere.... wash that bugger outside, then let him in, it will still smell, but not nearly as bad....
 

vinny paz

TD Admin
how are skunks allowed to exist anyways. they stink so bad, mating should be out of the question. nature doesn't make any sense.
 
[quote1264771310=Spinny]
lol I've been in that position, probably like 10 times. Its fucking horrible.... The trick is to not let the dog go running into your house afterwards and stinking up everywhere.... wash that bugger outside, then let him in, it will still smell, but not nearly as bad....
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way too late my brother called them in right away and the first thing they did was rub themselves all over me
 

skd_mrk

TD Admin
[quote1264788671=vinny paz]
how are skunks allowed to exist anyways. they stink so bad, mating should be out of the question. nature doesn't make any sense.
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Skunks don't actually smell by themselves. Its a triggered self-defense mechanism. They have glands that produce the smell when they're scared. The one's on the side of the road usually smell because those glands relax upon death.
 

OG buckshot jr

TD Admin
[quote1264797955=skd_mrk]
[quote1264788671=vinny paz]
how are skunks allowed to exist anyways. they stink so bad, mating should be out of the question. nature doesn't make any sense.
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Skunks don't actually smell by themselves. Its a triggered self-defense mechanism. They have glands that produce the smell when they're scared. The one's on the side of the road usually smell because those glands relax upon death.
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No shit Dr. Oz, you're just a FOUNTAIN of knowledge!
 

skd_mrk

TD Admin
[quote1264803094=OG buckshot jr]
[quote1264797955=skd_mrk]
[quote1264788671=vinny paz]
how are skunks allowed to exist anyways. they stink so bad, mating should be out of the question. nature doesn't make any sense.
[/quote1264788671]

Skunks don't actually smell by themselves. Its a triggered self-defense mechanism. They have glands that produce the smell when they're scared. The one's on the side of the road usually smell because those glands relax upon death.
[/quote1264797955]

No shit Dr. Oz, you're just a FOUNTAIN of knowledge!

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Just wait 'till you see what else this FOUNTAIN can 'spurt out!
 
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