Mexico

[omission]

Q: What's a mexican's favorite sport?
A: cross country

Q: What do you call a mexican that can't do any thing?
A: A mexican't

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a mexican?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four

Q: Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
A: Because it says no trespassing

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.

Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iranian?
A: Oil of Ole.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
A: El Paso.

 

[iSeize]

lol trespassing

 

[Remy]

Ive heard

Why are there no mexican fire fighters?

Cause they cant tell the difference between hose a and hose b

Why is mexico never in the summer olympics?

Cause anyone who can run jump or swim is already out of the country.

 

[Doolox]

ANd my pic of a black dude (Dave Chappelle look alike) dancing with chicken was taken down because? lol.

 

[Shotgun Jesus]

Because that's racist. Atleast with Mexicans we know they don't have souls.

 

[Doolox]

ACtually nobody took my chicken dude down..
lol..
The site hosting it disappeared. Need to find a new pic of someone lovin' watermelon or potatoes..

 

[Ba Chicka Wa Wa]

Why can't you plan UNO with mexicans?

Cause they steel all the green cards!

 

[DrUgZ]

What do you call a mexican chick with no legs?
Cuntswaylow!

 

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[quote1248831992=Ba Chicka Wa Wa]
Why can't you plan UNO with mexicans?

Cause they steel all the green cards!
[/quote1248831992]
^^ that no mako senso, pendejo !

u have 1 week to learn English or we are sending u to Mexico and burning your US passport !

 

[Smile:.]

lol.

How do you find Mexicans in a city?
Roll a penny down the street.

How do you find the richest Mexican in that city?
Find the Mexican who found the penny.