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TD Admin
Mean Things To Say To People
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1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2.Are your parents siblings?
3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4.Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
5.Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
6.Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
7.Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
8.Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
9.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
10.He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
11.Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
12.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
13.I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
14.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
15.I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
16.I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
17.I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
18.I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
19.I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
20.I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
21.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
22.If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
23.Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
24.So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
25.Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
26.There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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1.Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2.Are your parents siblings?
3.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4.Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
5.Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
6.Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
7.Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
8.Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
9.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
10.He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
11.Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
12.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
13.I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
14.I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
15.I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
16.I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
17.I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
18.I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
19.I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
20.I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
21.If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
22.If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
23.Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
24.So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
25.Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
26.There is no vaccine against stupidity.
