McDonalds

[Synister]

>Parents insisted we get some McD's
>Burgers suck ass
>Get 2 McChickens instead
>Open up the first
>Huge ass pile of shredded lettuce
>Decided I didn't want that much so I took over 1/2 off
>Open second one
>TWO Shreds of lettuce



>Take lettuce from first, put on second
>THE END


tl;dr: McDonalds sucks.

 

[dead mike]

agreed, expensive too

 

[shoottomaim]

Try the Double Big Mac if you're too skinny. 50 pounds, 1 burger.
Also, the service there is terrible!

 

[DatGuy]

I actually had one of the best constructed burgers of my life at McDicks today at lunch. It was one of those Angus Third Pounder dealies and it looked exactly like the picture...fucking perfection

 

[perplexd]

I actually had one of the best constructed burgers of my life at McDicks today at lunch. It was one of those Angus Third Pounder dealies and it looked exactly like the picture...fucking perfection

The angus third pounder is the only burger I have recollection of which it was quite decent. Haven't had McShit's in almost a 7 years until last year or so where I tried that angus burger and it wasn't bad. I prefer to grill my own burgers :[ . They usually end up healthier and taste better . And my grandma said they're tasty >:]

 

[47]

mcdix = cancer

 

[Ghett0]

mcdix = cancer

+ AIDS. Def some HIV in there as well. Maybe some Herpesimplex and gonorrhea too.

 

[Shortbus]

I ate it 4-5 times a week for a month straight at one point.

 

[Synister]

I ate it 4-5 times a week for a month straight at one point.

I have to say...That sounds horrible.

 

[wh1te]

I ate it 4-5 times a week for a month straight at one point.

Yea, and he shat out Jakksilves

 

[TurboTaco]

Roflllll

 

[Synister]

I ate it 4-5 times a week for a month straight at one point.

What I'm wondering is how much it cost you to get your stomach pumped after that month XD

 

[TurboTaco]

He was shitting little rabbit pellets since there is no nutritional value and the rest just gets stuck in your large intestine

 

[tomservo]

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Theres your McChicken before its on the bun Enjoy

 

[Synister]

Theres your McChicken before its on the bun Enjoy

 

[tomservo]

nom nom nom thats all your gonna think about when you order one again

 

[Synister]

nom nom nom thats all your gonna think about when you order one again

Good news is I already think it tastes like shit. I prefer a burger hot off the grill made with real meat. :clap:

 

[TurboTaco]

Actually most fast food joints like maccas n bk no longer use the 'pink slime' meat for their burgers. The school systems in america afaik still use it tho to feed the future generation of children

 

[wh1te]

This is why when I go to mcdonalds, i get the salads.

 

[jamesearljones]

salad? when did you install that vagina, wh1te?